My former boss at the computer store (a woman) would swear like a sailor. I am surprised none of our 3 talking parrots ever picked this up and used it to the customers. One of her favorite sayings was, "What The F***?"Then she would see a bottle of wine. Make the cork popping sound. and the glug of the pouring perfect.
When ever I had guests over, She would repeat a commercial she heard on TV.
In a strong man's voice she would proclaim "And That's Why I Douche"
I swear she did it on purpose.