INTERNET + Stephen King = wow/grr

Ashcrash · Jun 23, 2015

Maskins said:
Ok, how is this... I have a business proposition ok? Everyone likes dinosaurs right? So why not a theme park with dinosaurs? What we do (this bit is technical) is extract Dino DNA from some orange rock thing, slap it on a big 90's style computer, print out the results, insert whatever the computer says into an egg and keep it in the refrigerator for a couple of weeks.

We then build a theme park somewhere which is dangerously inaccessible and make it safe by running a security system based on Windows Vista (cheaper than 8) and a couple of electrified picket fences.

Now, I admit that a potential investor might have safety concerns about it, what with dinosaurs being big and a complete unknown. So what we do is get Jeff Goldblum to check it out first and let us know if he thinks it is safe.

If it doesn't work now, we can always reboot the idea in 20 years with younger people. All I need is several billion dollars for my new kickstarter campaign. No one has thought of this (as far as I am aware).

...will this suffice?

You are F ing Hilarious bro I mean HAAAAAAAAAA

Ashcrash · Jun 23, 2015

blunthead said:
Impossible. Whoever said that sK said that is a damn liar.

TELL EM BLUNTHEAD YOU ROCK!!!!! You are my favorite person on here!!!!!

Ashcrash · Jun 23, 2015

danie said:
Dangit, Ash, now I'll have to start a whole new identity. I should've known not to tell a newbie.

Hey I told them to keep it a secret. That is not the same as telling. Everyone knows that. It is in the rule book!

danie · Jun 23, 2015

Mr. Cranky said:
I wasn't serious about someone asking about my details and going to check with the FBI. I was serious about thinking I have found three people who come on this website who are actually Stephen King. I'm pretty sure. How do I know? Style of writing. Small things that were said. Hey, what's so hard about him making up a thousand different identities and coming on once in a while. Also, if someone seems to know too much about the Man himself. I mean, I was going to ask one person on this website, 'How would you know? Are you his butler or something.'

*Pssst. I'm really Stephen King. Don't tell anyone.*

Ashcrash · Jun 23, 2015

Moderator said:
Are you sure you didn't want to get in touch with Steven Spielberg instead? It's a common mistake.

Man I missed all this FUNNY CRAZYNESS WHILE I WAS AT WORK!!!!!! you guys are hilarious.

Blake · Jun 23, 2015

Ashcrash said:
Well in that case would you let Stephen King know I want to "educate" him in the "business" of guitars and BS

I kill me

You look like you might be in a band. A 'Goth' band maybe. You ask him yourself. I know he pays attention to his own website.

Ashcrash · Jun 23, 2015

Mr. Cranky said:
I wasn't serious about someone asking about my details and going to check with the FBI. I was serious about thinking I have found three people who come on this website who are actually Stephen King. I'm pretty sure. How do I know? Style of writing. Small things that were said. Hey, what's so hard about him making up a thousand different identities and coming on once in a while. Also, if someone seems to know too much about the Man himself. I mean, I was going to ask one person on this website, 'How would you know? Are you his butler or something.'

That is FUN

Blake · Jun 23, 2015

danie said:
*Pssst. I'm really Stephen King. Don't tell anyone.*

How's that person who you said was a narcissist? Danie, you must have a few personally signed Stephen King books. This is the problem of living in Australia. King most probably makes a book tour every year, so all you have to do is catch a plane or drive to where he will be.

Ashcrash · Jun 23, 2015

Mr. Cranky said:
You look like you might be in a band. A 'Goth' band maybe. You ask him yourself. I know he pays attention to his own website.

Yeah right! I am no goth band. I play the accustic guitar and drums. I play a wide range of music from blues to stuff that would make you mind explode in aww and glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe not the second part but know I do not play EAR BLEEDING MUSIC although I do like slipknot and Korn and Eminem, it does not reflect in my music your funny.

danie · Jun 23, 2015

Ashcrash said:
Yeah right! I am no goth band. I play the accustic guitar and drums. I play a wide range of music from blues to stuff that would make you mind explode in aww and glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe not the second part but know I do not play EAR BLEEDING MUSIC although I do like slipknot and Korn and Eminem, it does not reflect in my music your funny.

Eminem is my fave.

Ashcrash · Jun 23, 2015

Excuse me Mr. King I mean Dannie. But don't you have a book to write

Blake · Jun 23, 2015

Sorry, Danie, I can't read the faint writing.

Blake · Jun 23, 2015

He must have had a sex change.

danie · Jun 23, 2015

Mr. Cranky said:
How's that person who you said was a narcissist? Danie, you must have a few personally signed Stephen King books. This is the problem of living in Australia. King most probably makes a book tour every year, so all you have to do is catch a plane or drive to where he will be.

I have not seen her again. She was hired at my school for next year and will teach with me in the same grade.
I have only the one signed SK book. I went to Atlanta, and that was a six-hour drive for me. Plus you had to get a ticket, wait in line, etc. If he came pretty close, I would go again though. I will swing by Australia and pick you up.

danie · Jun 23, 2015

Mr. Cranky said:
Sorry, Danie, I can't read the faint writing.

I was trying to keep my secret that I'm really Stephen King. You replied to my faint writing earlier....hmmmmm. ;-D

Blake · Jun 23, 2015

danie said:
I have not seen her again. She was hired at my school for next year and will teach with me in the same grade.
I have only the one signed SK book. I went to Atlanta, and that was a six-hour drive for me. Plus you had to get a ticket, wait in line, etc. If he came pretty close, I would go again though. I will swing by Australia and pick you up.

Did he wear aftershave? Deodorant? One thing, he used to wear a white suit in the 80's-like the slim white duke-but now he goes around in jeans and a t-shirt. You know those writers in the 30's and 40's and 50's, they always had a nice suit, a tie, and brylcreemed hair, slicked back. Often they had a cheroot in their mouths. I think Stephen King should start to wear suits.

Blake · Jun 23, 2015

Also, there's a new biography on T.S.Eliot, written my Robert Crawford. I listened to the review on the FM station for 'sight challenged' people.

danie · Jun 23, 2015

Mr. Cranky said:
Did he wear aftershave? Deodorant? One thing, he used to wear a white suit in the 80's-like the slim white duke-but now he goes around in jeans and a t-shirt. You know those writers in the 30's and 40's and 50's, they always had a nice suit, a tie, and brylcreemed hair, slicked back. Often they had a cheroot in their mouths. I think Stephen King should start to wear suits.

Well, I don't remember actually smelling anything, so I couldn't tell you.
I think he did wear a t-shirt and jeans for the signing. All I know, is no matter how he smelled or what he wore, he was one cool dude.

hossenpepper · Jun 23, 2015

I've met Sai King 5 times now. Two of them were book signings. The others were luck and providence. He is one tall cat...

Ashcrash · Jun 23, 2015

F suits bro. He used to wear them I seen them on You tube. I think he is way cooler wearing his jeans and T-shirt. It makes him more of a normal guy.

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