My son just took a trip by airplane. At one of the TSA check points, he was behind a woman who actually stuck a cell phone in the crack of her azz. He watched her do it! And then she tried to walk through the scanner, which set it off.
He said the TSA people near him were totally cracking up that she must have had buns of steel to keep that thing clenched in there.
Did she have it set on vibrate?