A miracle making its way here! Yay!Almost like a miracle making it this way.........
A Pope and a Pizza
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I'm willing to wager you fine gentlemen that this is the only thread on the internets that has both The Pope and Silly Putty involved in the conversation......
I am also willing to guess if we pressed the Pope's face to a newspaper hard enough, he'd get newstype transfer too...
This is the only place I know of which has pointed out that the Pope didn't give a tip.
And now we can add "Bless your water?" to this list...
Imagine if Fathers Merrin and Karras had been armed with Silly Putty in their battle with Pazuzu.........
Pazuzu: MERRIN!!!!!!
Merrin: Did you bring the Silly Putty Father Karras?
Karras: Yes, brand new, right out of the package......{hands Putty to Merrin}
Merrin deftly bounces Silly Putty of the floor and catches it with one hand.
Merrin: Very well. Remind me to give this to Regan when we're through here. Perhaps she can mold it into a bird or something. I hear she is quite the sculptress......
They start up the stairs......................
Pazuzu: MERRIN!!!!!!
Merrin: Did you bring the Silly Putty Father Karras?
Karras: Yes, brand new, right out of the package......{hands Putty to Merrin}
Merrin deftly bounces Silly Putty of the floor and catches it with one hand.
Merrin: Very well. Remind me to give this to Regan when we're through here. Perhaps she can mold it into a bird or something. I hear she is quite the sculptress......
They start up the stairs......................
Awww, silly putty. I thought it was a bar of soap.
I like this pope.
I like this pope.
What's wrong with Silly Putty? Why it's practically divine.............
{Thanks for the soap idea by the way.......}
"If you give a Pope an anchovie you feed him for a day. If you teach a
Pope to order anchovies on the iPopepad you feed him for a lifetime."
...and f you rolled him into a ball and snapped him to the floor, would he not bounce?....
And if a Pope bounces in the woods, a bear sh!ts on a newspaper wearing a funny hat.
...and f you rolled him into a ball and snapped him to the floor, would he not bounce?....
Or something like that...
...and somewhere, a small squirrel spontaneously combusts....
But does it make a sound if no one is crapping in the woods?
And does that crapping make a sound if no squirrels are combusting, or Popes bouncing past bears wearing funny hats while reading a newspaper?