Chuck Norris Friday!!!!!
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No, I think you are definitely onto something there ma'am.....been thinking a lot of my former co-workers today, hoping they all get home safe.I think, sometimes, on days like today, when there is such sadness about the terrible, awful things happening in our country and around the world, silly things that make us laugh are saving graces. Helps us to hold on to something good.
Or maybe that is just me, being silly.
The French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris does go hunting because hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing...
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Bear carpet in his room.
He's ok - just afraid to move.
He's ok - just afraid to move.
Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
Chuck Norris's chest hair can be used as a weapon. Even against himself.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris is an acceptable answer to any question!
Chuck Norris day, how did I miss this!! My favourite1! Favourite pic of him too. Now I have to
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You can give my number for a call back....
Too bad that poke isn't filled with pus. I would be fascinated.
Chuck Norris found all the Pokeman... on a landline