Daily Top 5

  • This message board permanently closed on June 30th, 2020 at 4PM EDT and is no longer accepting new members.

Grandpa

Well-Known Member
Mar 2, 2014
9,724
53,642
Colorado
You crack me up, crazy. All my orgasms are real too!

Q Why do women fake orgasms?
A Because they think we care!

Actually, Grandma isn't magnanimous that way. I know at any given point in the task whether the job got done.

Oh, Top 5. Top Five favorite animals.

Wolf
American bison
Peregrine falcon
River otter
Bottlenosed dolphin
 

AchtungBaby

Well-Known Member
Dec 5, 2011
3,856
15,540
Top 5 books that aren't by Stephen King:

1. Watership Down by Richard Adams
2. Lord of the Rings by Tolkien
3. The Dispossessed by Ursula k. LeGuin
4. Lord of the Flies by William Golding
5. My Name is Red by Orhan Pamuk
Good idea! Mine is probably....

1. It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini (changed my life, and helped me during a horrible time).
2. Double Feature by Owen King
3. NOS4A2 by Joe Hill
4. Pearl by Tabitha King
5. Ghost Story by Peter Straub
 

HollyGolightly

Well-Known Member
Sep 6, 2013
9,660
74,320
54
Heart of the South
Q Why do women fake orgasms?
A Because they think we care!

Actually, Grandma isn't magnanimous that way. I know at any given point in the task whether the job got done.

Oh, Top 5. Top Five favorite animals.

Wolf
American bison
Peregrine falcon
River otter
Bottlenosed dolphin


Agreed - The Ogre would know in a second if it wasn't sincere.
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
22,864
129,998
Poconos, PA
Q Why do women fake orgasms?
A Because they think we care!
LOL... Ain't it the truth!

Oh, Top 5. Top Five favorite animals.

Wolf
American bison
Peregrine falcon
River otter
Bottlenosed dolphin
My top five fish are:

Smallmouth Bass
Largemouth Bass
Brook Trout
Rainbow Trout
Walleye

(I need to get over my cabin fever and go fishing this weekend)
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
22,864
129,998
Poconos, PA
Get your license yet?
Not yet. Going this evening or tomorrow. $21.70 for a PA Resident license and an additional $9.70 for a Trout Permit. I’m going to ask them if being a citizen under the reign of Barack Obama would classify me with a “Prisoner of War” status, which would only cost me $2.70 for the license. Worth trying I figure as I live in a pretty conservative area. :)

And I’ll need to stock up on some fishing line. My son-in-law is down with the family at Disney World for vacation, so it will be a couple of weeks until we get the boat moored. Looks like I’ll be beating the banks this weekend if I want to go to the lake for bass. And if I go for trout it will be on Hunter’s Creek which runs through land I own.
 

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
29,007
162,154
New Hampster
Not yet. Going this evening or tomorrow. $21.70 for a PA Resident license and an additional $9.70 for a Trout Permit. I’m going to ask them if being a citizen under the reign of Barack Obama would classify me with a “Prisoner of War” status, which would only cost me $2.70 for the license. Worth trying I figure as I live in a pretty conservative area. :)

And I’ll need to stock up on some fishing line. My son-in-law is down with the family at Disney World for vacation, so it will be a couple of weeks until we get the boat moored. Looks like I’ll be beating the banks this weekend if I want to go to the lake for bass. And if I go for trout it will be on Hunter’s Creek which runs through land I own.

Do they stock Hunter's or are they natives you go after? Not sure when I'll get out this year, with the kids baseball going for another few weeks, but I don't think they have stocked much around here yet. The rivers are high and the ponds still have icebergs on them....LOL
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
22,864
129,998
Poconos, PA
Do they stock Hunter's or are they natives you go after? Not sure when I'll get out this year, with the kids baseball going for another few weeks, but I don't think they have stocked much around here yet. The rivers are high and the ponds still have icebergs on them....LOL
The state cannot stock on private land. So all the trout on our land are natives. (Actually, after a season in the water they become natives by classification, the stocked trout that make their way up and down to my property over the winter are considered natives, and the colors on them are amazing compared to recently stocked fish, and taste great, not like mush.)

I may even break out the fly rod this year. It's been a long time since I've battled with it.
 

ghost19

"Have I run too far to get home?"
Sep 25, 2011
8,926
56,578
51
Arkansas
The state cannot stock on private land. So all the trout on our land are natives. (Actually, after a season in the water they become natives by classification, the stocked trout that make their way up and down to my property over the winter are considered natives, and the colors on them are amazing compared to recently stocked fish, and taste great, not like mush.)

I may even break out the fly rod this year. It's been a long time since I've battled with it.
I tried to get into fly fishing for several years. I can see the advantages of it, but I just couldn't get into it like I do just plain old wade fishing. I've got an underhanded Shakespeare that's about twenty years old but I have NEVER been able to find a fishing pole that is it's equal as far as just fishing in narrow streams or creeks. Combine that rod and reel with some Rebel teeny crawdad lures?...Now I want to go fishing.....
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
22,864
129,998
Poconos, PA
I tried to get into fly fishing for several years. I can see the advantages of it, but I just couldn't get into it like I do just plain old wade fishing. I've got an underhanded Shakespeare that's about twenty years old but I have NEVER been able to find a fishing pole that is it's equal as far as just fishing in narrow streams or creeks. Combine that rod and reel with some Rebel teeny crawdad lures?...Now I want to go fishing.....
If i go fly fishing, I'll need to tie up more flies. I always had a bad habit of snapping off the fly hitting a bush or the ground on the back swing.

Don’t know what I enjoy more, the fishing experience, or the serenity of it all.
 

ghost19

"Have I run too far to get home?"
Sep 25, 2011
8,926
56,578
51
Arkansas
If i go fly fishing, I'll need to tie up more flies. I always had a bad habit of snapping off the fly hitting a bush or the ground on the back swing.

Don’t know what I enjoy more, the fishing experience, or the serenity of it all.
I think it's the serenity for me. I've been fishing the same creeks and rivers for thirty years around here. I catch a lot of small fish but I just release them back. It's just the alone time and the sound of the river that I've always liked.