Do you ever?

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staropeace

Richard Bachman's love child
Nov 28, 2006
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Do you ever not make your bed because your cats are lying on it and seem so very comfortable? I have days like this. One of my cats appears to be so cozy, I will put off this chore. By the time I decide to make it, another cat is curled up.
Do you ever be afraid of looking into your bathroom mirror late into the night when you have to pee? I do not believe in ghosts and stuff, but I still avert my eyes...it creeps me out!
Okay, you guys take this thread and have fun. DO YOU EVER?
 

blunthead

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Aug 2, 2006
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Atlanta GA
Do you ever not make your bed because your cats are lying on it and seem so very comfortable? I have days like this. One of my cats appears to be so cozy, I will put off this chore. By the time I decide to make it, another cat is curled up.
Do you ever be afraid of looking into your bathroom mirror late into the night when you have to pee? I do not believe in ghosts and stuff, but I still avert my eyes...it creeps me out!
Okay, you guys take this thread and have fun. DO YOU EVER?
What means "make your bed"? Yes, I fear a mirror such that I rarely use one, at least in which to see myself. I've never been afraid I might see a ghost in a mirror. Until now.
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
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Apr 11, 2006
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I use all sorts of "cat" excuses for not doing things. The bed, the laundry (clean or dirty), the dishes. Okay. The dishes don't really have a cat excuse other than I think they are morally opposed to a clean sink.

I hate driving at night and looking in my rearview mirror. I'm always afraid a face with be looking back.
 

blunthead

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Aug 2, 2006
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Atlanta GA
I use all sorts of "cat" excuses for not doing things. The bed, the laundry (clean or dirty), the dishes. Okay. The dishes don't really have a cat excuse other than I think they are morally opposed to a clean sink.

I hate driving at night and looking in my rearview mirror. I'm always afraid a face with be looking back.
A face won't be looking back as long as the mirror is adjusted correctly; that is, not where you're used to putting on makeup.
 

Sigmund

Waiting in Uber.
Jan 3, 2010
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In your mirror.
Have you ever had a close call and then wondered if you actually died and you're living out your very last moment in a dream of still living, a la Ambrose Bierce's An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge? Because I do that all the time.

Okay! Running out to Google An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge.

I'm not gonna get to go to bed anytime soon, am I?