Facts That Sound Like Lies

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GNTLGNT

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71. Turtles can breathe out of their butts.

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Dana Jean

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Re: Turtle butt-breathing

I had a roomie in college who could "suck farts."

He'd do a Yogie Berra "downward dog" position and move his abdomen somehow...could fart endlessly and with gusto--until the other three of us beat on him still-laughingly for waking us all up at 3a.
Wow. He sounds like a keeper. Where was he when I was looking for the future father of my children?:facepalm_smiley: