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Ok... I couldn't get past the first one, so I had to try it (while I sit here at my desk at work and look like a neanderthal with my finger in my ear). It's true though!!!
Wow. He sounds like a keeper. Where was he when I was looking for the future father of my children?Re: Turtle butt-breathing
I had a roomie in college who could "suck farts."
He'd do a Yogie Berra "downward dog" position and move his abdomen somehow...could fart endlessly and with gusto--until the other three of us beat on him still-laughingly for waking us all up at 3a.
Wow. He sounds like a keeper. Where was he when I was looking for the future father of my children?
Re: Turtle butt-breathing
I had a roomie in college who could "suck farts."
He'd do a Yogie Berra "downward dog" position and move his abdomen somehow...could fart endlessly and with gusto--until the other three of us beat on him still-laughingly for waking us all up at 3a.
47. A thousand seconds is about 16 minutes.
48. A million seconds is about 11 days.
49. A billion seconds is about 32 years.
50. And one trillion seconds is about 32,000 years. A trillion is a lot.
This puts the US 16 trillion dollar debt in scary perspective.
I did not realize you cannot hum while holding your nose - try it!
I did not realize you cannot hum while holding your nose - try it!
That's why you never hear humming in a public restroom.
You two are SO bad - (but that's why I like you!)I can do that too, but I call it fartin'~