The man who invented chocolate vodka more than makes up for the bast**d who invented panty hose.
Katie Graykowski
Katie Graykowski
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This would be even funnier if once you're laughing you didn't soon realize just how true it is!I think senility is going to be a fairly smooth transition for me.
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"Lord, please allow these scratched lottery tickets with their slivery seasonings to nourish our bodies as they were unable to do the same to our wallets. And thank ya fer the untimely frost which clamed my bananer orchard. Oh, I was a fool ta plant bananers on a mountain! You made sure of that. So, in short, thanks for nothin'."
--Early Cuyler