Fart Clouds.

[Sigmund]

Hola!

I can't sleep so I'm gonna torture all of you with my thoughts and musings. Ha!

Fart clouds.

I was at work the other day. 7th graders. Have mercy! A bunch of rowdy, hormonal males. I heard one student complain about the smell (STENCH) around his desk and he was squaring off with another student about the *smell* and the ...ahem...passing gas.

I went over to diffuse the altercation and I totally walked into a Fart Cloud.

Just imagine going along your business and you are hit by a smell, a stench, that makes your eyes water, triggers your gag reflex and all you want to do is...RUN AWAY!

(Dude! What did you eat that produced that stench. Eating road kill after said road kill is a skunk and has been rotting in the Sun ...)



Have you ever walked into a fart cloud? Have you ever left a fart cloud behind you?

Gotta go! I have young minds to teach and guide tomorrow.

 

[FlakeNoir]

Dana Jean is going to love you for this one...

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Man, that's nasty.

I've had that happen to me as well walking into the studio where my musician's workshop is held. The group before us on Wednesday nights is a teenage group. They have no qualms with fouling the airspace before they leave. We often have to let the place air out for a few minutes before we go in and set up.

 

[Grandpa]

When you're a guy, you don't worry about walking into a fart cloud. You just wonder if it was yours.

 

[Alexandra M]

I have had it happen at the grocery store. What the he11 people! You are in a grocery store!!

 

[Out of Order]

 

[Spideyman]

Spoiler

 

[FlakeNoir]

Spoiler

Is this going to be your Emoji of the day, spidey?

 

[Spideyman]

Is this going to be your Emoji of the day, spidey?

spot on!!

 

[Out of Order]

Somebody better go check on Spidey. Cussing and now fart jokes!!? Must be the Florida heat getting to her.......

 

[arista]

I have had the misfortune of walking into the fart cloud in a thrift store. IT was totally nasty.

 

[KingAHolic]

Hubby loves to comment (much to my dismay....out loud!) when this happens to us in public - e.g. "That's disgusting! Can you smell that???" I'm like (to myself) well yes, and I hope whoever did it doesn't have a good left hook!

Also, I grew up in a family that had "potty humor" so, dealt with this (and talk of this) all the time. Much reference has been made to the "silent deadlies".......

 

[Out of Order]

I never fart.

 

[ghost19]

We tended to call it "crop dusting" throughout our cubicle area where I used to work. The objective was to try and get as many people down the aisle as you could.

 

[Out of Order]

We tended to call it "crop dusting" throughout our cubicle area where I used to work. The objective was to try and get as many people down the aisle as you could.

Could you use a fan or was that against the rules?

 

[arista]

I used to have a coworker that would send out a crop dusting alert on the computer, when a certain other coworker was gassy.

 

[cat in a bag]

I used to have a coworker that would send out a crop dusting alert on the computer, when a certain other coworker was gassy.

 

[Dana Jean]

Unbelievable.

 

[hossenpepper]

When you're a guy, you don't worry about walking into a fart cloud. You just wonder if it was yours.

 

[hossenpepper]

Somebody better go check on Spidey. Cussing and now fart jokes!!? Must be the Florida heat getting to her.......

Actually the weather has been pretty mild lately, so not sure what's going on there...