Gentlemen, The Perfect Gift For Your Wife
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Real cool, that 3 vowel dude.
Thank you both, I'll tell him your kind words when I see him.
Well, for starters, I don't carry a handbag.....and I'm sure not gonna allow any control freak to tell me how much I'm allowed to spend.....
Nope.....just a small wallet that will fit in my pocket. I'm very low maintenance
If you did have a handbag, it might possibly be used in a swinging manner.
Yeah.....and I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon
No..no ....no........she'd break the GPS.
among other things.....
Oh, oh!! That's going to leave a mark.
LMAO! ZING!cool.... and then maybe you can also alert her that she married a douchebag.
He obviously wasn't wearing his hunter orange that time.
LOL I guess it works both ways. Someone near and dear to me thinks I need one of those thingies for the hardware store.
But:
Go figure!
But:
Hun, I want you to convert my side of the garage into a karaoke room, and put up new walls so it looks more like a room than a garage.
Okay, but I’ll need to get some tools if you want it done right.
Hun, I want you to build me a bar for my room, two tier, lots of storage space, and in the décor I want and one that I can add artwork to.
Okay, but I’ll need to get some tools if you want it done right.
Hun, I want you to build a new deck off the rec room.
Okay, but I’ll need to get some tools if you want it done right.
Hun, I want you to carpet the deck off the pool with berber outdoor carpeting so I can enjoy laying out with a drink in hand , listen to music, and not worry about getting splinters in my feet.
Okay, but I’ll need to get some tools if you want it done right.
I need to get a new philips screwdriver, I've worn mine out.
Jaysus, why are you always buying tools?
Okay, but I’ll need to get some tools if you want it done right.
Hun, I want you to build me a bar for my room, two tier, lots of storage space, and in the décor I want and one that I can add artwork to.
Okay, but I’ll need to get some tools if you want it done right.
Hun, I want you to build a new deck off the rec room.
Okay, but I’ll need to get some tools if you want it done right.
Hun, I want you to carpet the deck off the pool with berber outdoor carpeting so I can enjoy laying out with a drink in hand , listen to music, and not worry about getting splinters in my feet.
Okay, but I’ll need to get some tools if you want it done right.
I need to get a new philips screwdriver, I've worn mine out.
Jaysus, why are you always buying tools?
Go figure!
I had something to say but it was border line R-rated so my judgement got the better of me.....it sucks getting old and being a little wiser. 
It's okay.....I can still read your mindI had something to say but it was border line R-rated so my judgement got the better of me.....it sucks getting old and being a little wiser.