Gentlemen, The Perfect Gift For Your Wife

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ghost19

"Have I run too far to get home?"
Sep 25, 2011
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.....and just when I was ready to decide that most men are doofuses.....you go and admit to something really sweet.
No, you're still correct, I'm definitely a doofus, just a house broken one who couldn't tie his shoes without my better half. She's the brains and the heart of our family, I just stand post and make sure no one tries to harm her or our son.:twitchy:
 

Sundrop

Sunny the Great & Wonderful
Jun 12, 2008
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No, you're still correct, I'm definitely a doofus, just a house broken one who couldn't tie his shoes without my better half. She's the brains and the heart of our family, I just stand post and make sure no one tries to harm her or our son.:twitchy:
Glad to know that I'm right......and that you're making sure your family is protected
.....but mostly that I'm right :D
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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No, you're still correct, I'm definitely a doofus, just a house broken one who couldn't tie his shoes without my better half. She's the brains and the heart of our family, I just stand post and make sure no one tries to harm her or our son.:twitchy:
...again, we are twins my brother...I'm just a larger scale doofwad...
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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Not to fear, I'm sure I'll say something by the end of the day that puts us back in the doofus category.
...considering your antiquated commentary on wimmin-folk...I hope you don't regularly bring home souvenirs from your job in the quality control department at the rectal thermometer factory....you'll soon be a few poorer...but at least you'll have an accurate reading on your core temp!...