Bahahahahaha, that's funny. I can picture you calling; your pesky neighbor dead in your kitchen.He's up North preparing dinner at the moment - if I called him he'd think I was nuts to interrupt him.
Your conversation:
NEESY: Hey honey, sorry to bother you...what's a good knife to cut through bone?
ANDY: For chicken?
NEESY: (long pause, nervous laugh) Um...yeah, for chicken!