How to get ketchup to flow out of the bottle....just tap here...

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Neesy

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My former sister-in-law (now deceased) used to make her own condiments - chili sauce, pickles etc.

I miss her pickled beets
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Out of Order

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Have you noticed that shampoo bottles are doing this, too? Except that the shampoo bottles are narrow at the bottom where the lid is which makes them to tip over more easily which means you spill shampoo which means that you have to replace it sooner. Those dastardly shampoo makers!!

Wait, are you saying you shampoo with ketchup?
 

Grandpa

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Have you noticed that shampoo bottles are doing this, too? Except that the shampoo bottles are narrow at the bottom where the lid is which makes them to tip over more easily which means you spill shampoo which means that you have to replace it sooner. Those dastardly shampoo makers!!

At my age and my level of follicular challengement, I don't spend a lot of time looking at shampoo bottles. Whatever Grandma has in the shower, a little dab'll do me for the sparse remnants scattered over the pate.

What the hell am I talking about now? And why?
 

Sigmund

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In your mirror.
Now I'm going to have that phrase running through my head all day.

There is no shame
in your mustard game

Repeat 1 billion times.

I'm sure there's a name for this in some dee ess emm somewhere. Sigs probably knows.

It's called perseveration (not clanging!) but I'm pretty sure you don't have it. :)
(I tested people who were applying for SS Disability so I know a lot of weird stuff.)
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Paz.