I Have Better Things To Do Than Be On The SKMB.

[Neesy]

for infestations.... warm, soapy enema from hot water bottle ought to clean those pesky buggers (pun intended) out ...

OMG - I think yer insane - that's it for me - gotta say g'night and hit the hay

 

[Agincourt Concierge]

OMG - I think yer insane - that's it for me - gotta say g'night and hit the hay

Good night and it works well with pinworms ....

 

[blunthead]

Type rofl in between a set of colons : : Make sure there are no spaces between the letters and the colons.
;rofl; (<<<like that, except use colons instead of semi-colons.)

Thanx, Flake!

 

[blunthead]

LOL - just got a text from the friend who went roller skating with us yesterday (I can still roller skate - go me!), and now she's got it!! We're just doomed. I think I am going to make everyone drink apple cider vinegar - can you disinfest your intestines?

Start drinking extra water, try not to stress over it as stress weakens yer immune system. Personally, I assume you'd be showing signs of infection by now were you to have it.

 

[GNTLGNT]

Good night and it works well with pinworms ....

...so does scooting across the carpet on yer ass...

 

[GNTLGNT]

can you disinfest your intestines?

...I'll be right with you...just let me scrub up first...

 

[HollyGolightly]

You nurses are just a crazy a$$ bunch - Aggie with her warm soapy enema and I don't know what Scott's up to - I'll just wait out the pukes thankyaverymuch.

 

[HollyGolightly]

when I was a BABY, my doctor -- legitimate doctor -- told my mom to give me whiskey mixed with lemon juice, a little sugar and a stick of cinnamon (like a hot toddy) to clear up my chest. He told her to sit me in the middle of the table, put a ton of towels around me and make me drink it. I did, and I threw up everything, and my mom said I was immediately better. From that time on, when we were really sick, we were given a shot of whiskey. That's why I can't drink alcohol. To me it is medicine and it is horrid!

You can't drink alcohol? I guess you're stuck being the designated then, sister-wife. Happy to have you in the family, almost as good as taking a limo downtown.

 

[Agincourt Concierge]

...so does scooting across the carpet on yer ass...

more likely to get rug burn though ....

 

[Agincourt Concierge]

You nurses are just a crazy a$$ bunch - Aggie with her warm soapy enema and I don't know what Scott's up to - I'll just wait out the pukes thankyaverymuch.

crazy ??? you say that like it's a bad thing ....

 

[Agincourt Concierge]

 

[Agincourt Concierge]

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[Sigmund]

...I COULD be itemizing the dustparticles on my dresser or trying to remember where I put that tricksy lil rectal thermometer, but this is ever so much more entertaining...

Hi!

Re: rectal thermometers...

I have a joke. (I simply cannot master spoilers so, bear with me, please.)

What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

....

....

....

The taste! Ha!

Peace.

 

[Sigmund]

Gotta go . . .I have people to kill.

ROFLMAO

Thank you!

I had a really bad Friday.

I feel you!

Peace.

 

[Sigmund]

Just checking in before going off to work - this is my second full day back - yikes! Wish me luck
(I made it through my first full Monday yesterday)


p.s. I'll scrounge you up some rubber gloves at work - I take it your size is XL @GNTLGNT?

Hi Sweetie Pie!

Good luck. I'm sure you will be fine like wine!

>>>Hugs<<<

Peace.

 

[Sigmund]

OK, guys - I'll just shut the door and leave ya'll alone in this room with the ribbed gloves, corndog-shaped grease gun and Scott's rectal thermometer. Ya'll have fun - Siggy's not going to believe what you've been up to here.

Hi Beautiful!

Please, believe me. I have seen, heard, experienced and studied so much...

*Ack*

Luv ya!

Peace.

 

[Sigmund]

I was thinking that I have too much to do and haven't been around much. I've been thinking about everyone here and wondered how things are going so I had to stop by to say hello to everyone, so--- HELLO EVERYONE!!

Welcome back.

You have been missed.

>>>>huge squezzes<<<<

Peace.

 

[Sigmund]

...sure she will, she knows we're all a bunch of amiable-yet slightly twisted-wingnuts...

Yes siree Bob!

You are, in fact, twisted, yet, not yet bent! Ha!



Peace.

 

[Sigmund]

((((Siggy))))). That sounds God awful. But I have to say you wrote it down so well. Am I bad for enjoying reading that!!

Hi, Ms Claire.

Nah! Not at all.

I have been accused and applauded for writing "great picture scenes" . Ha!

(BTW- I enjoy your posts.)

Peace.