I Have Better Things To Do Than Be On The SKMB.

[Sigmund]

Well, I'd hate to say "better" things to do, I can't stand cleaning house and I'd rather be here chatting away any day. But alas, I'm giving myself another 23 mins here and then I must start cleaning. Can't ya'll just come over for breakfast and talk me through it? Tell me funny things whilst I scrub? Or help me even?

Hi, Ms. Holly.

I hear you.

I get home and have to cook supper, clean up, and get ready for the next day with no time to check out what's happening on the SKMB!!!

Wouldn't it be cool~if we could take our laptop into whatever room we are working in and have a app that would allow us to hear posts on our favorite threads!

Peace.

(Mr. Jordan? Is that possible? Phuhleasse?)

 

[Sigmund]

How many belly dust bunnies do you have? I have a lot, but you know what they multiply like. If you think the salt box is half empty, what does that make you? I have an ear hair which now feeds oxygen to my brain; its removal a complicated surgical procedure contraindicated in someone with my brain, of whom I'm assured to be the only owner, but that seems debatable. I'm by myself, so there isn't anything better I can do.

(STILL can't do the rolling on the floor emoticon. Frick.)

Thank you, Blunt!

It makes me half way to being on the way to the store and high blood pressure! Ha!

Peace.

 

[Sigmund]

I was gonna try to play tonight.

Have to go throw up.

Later.

Peace.

 

[FlakeNoir]

I was gonna try to play tonight.

Have to go throw up.

Later.

Peace.

(((Siggy))) I hope you're over this soon.

 

[FlakeNoir]

(STILL can't do the rolling on the floor emoticon. Frick.)

Thank you, Blunt!

It makes me half way to being on the way to the store and high blood pressure! Ha!

Peace.

Type rofl in between a set of colons : : Make sure there are no spaces between the letters and the colons.
;rofl; (<<<like that, except use colons instead of semi-colons.)

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[HollyGolightly]

I was gonna try to play tonight.

Have to go throw up.

Later.

Peace.

Oh no! Just keep breathing and stay hydrated, honey! It's a bad one!

 

[Spideyman]

Healing vibes, Siggy.

 

[Neesy]

I was gonna try to play tonight.

Have to go throw up.

Later.

Peace.

 

[pegasus216]

Sending healing vibes to you, Siggy.

 

[Ebdim9th]

Well, Siggy, don't know which is worse, rotovirus or roto-rooter....

 

[blunthead]

Good evening.

May all be well or on the mend.

What the he!! am I doing on the SKMB when I have better things to do?

I haven't checked how much belly lint I have accumulated.

I know, for a fact, I have two salt boxes stored in my pantry but, I don't know EXACTLY how much the salt box I am currently using has much left! ( Is it half way full? A quarter full? Ye, gads!)

What about the dust bunnies under my bed? Did I sweep them all away? Or are there some I missed? Are there two or three under there multiplying? (Bunnies have a proclivity to multiply. Are they now
learning to divide? )

Gotta go now. I have to check if a SKMB member was able to pluck ALL his ear hair!

Peace.

I keep a Better Things collection. Let's see...over there is clutter - I should be uncluttering over there instead of typing this over here, and...over there is...oh ouch, shouldn'ta looked over there, damn...what's behind me...AARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[HollyGolightly]

Oh no - I was at an event Saturday morning with about 200 girls - now 3 of the girls and 2 moms that I had close contact with have fallen ill with the dreaded stomach virus - I can't confirm rotovirus as it's not in my house so I can't take a whiff but friends I am terrified that I am going to get it now. I'm hoping that we've had it so many times that we are immune.

 

[Dana Jean]

Oh no - I was at an event Saturday morning with about 200 girls - now 3 of the girls and 2 moms that I had close contact with have fallen ill with the dreaded stomach virus - I can't confirm rotovirus as it's not in my house so I can't take a whiff but friends I am terrified that I am going to get it now. I'm hoping that we've had it so many times that we are immune.

Wash hands, take vit c., burn the friends at the stake. Drink fluids afterwards. Disinfect doorknobs and anything like that. (thanks Madam)

 

[HollyGolightly]

Wash hands, take vit c., burn the friends at the stake. Drink fluids afterwards. Disinfect doorknobs and anything like that. (thanks Madam)

LOL - just got a text from the friend who went roller skating with us yesterday (I can still roller skate - go me!), and now she's got it!! We're just doomed. I think I am going to make everyone drink apple cider vinegar - can you disinfest your intestines?

 

[Dana Jean]

LOL - just got a text from the friend who went roller skating with us yesterday (I can still roller skate - go me!), and now she's got it!! We're just doomed. I think I am going to make everyone drink apple cider vinegar - can you disinfest your intestines?

Disinfest? it all depends on what you are infested with. Can you disinfect guts? Yes. drink whiskey.

 

[HollyGolightly]

I'm cracking myself up with my typos today. Disinfest - oops! But yes, I mean disinfect - the husband and I will do a shot or two of some of JD, will have to give the kids some cider vinegar - or maybe I should give them a shot of JD. Let me think on it.

 

[Dana Jean]

I'm cracking myself up with my typos today. Disinfest - oops! But yes, I mean disinfect - the husband and I will do a shot or two of some of JD, will have to give the kids some cider vinegar - or maybe I should give them a shot of JD. Let me think on it.

when I was a BABY, my doctor -- legitimate doctor -- told my mom to give me whiskey mixed with lemon juice, a little sugar and a stick of cinnamon (like a hot toddy) to clear up my chest. He told her to sit me in the middle of the table, put a ton of towels around me and make me drink it. I did, and I threw up everything, and my mom said I was immediately better. From that time on, when we were really sick, we were given a shot of whiskey. That's why I can't drink alcohol. To me it is medicine and it is horrid!

 

[Neesy]

LOL - just got a text from the friend who went roller skating with us yesterday (I can still roller skate - go me!), and now she's got it!! We're just doomed. I think I am going to make everyone drink apple cider vinegar - can you disinfest your intestines?

Maybe try some pure cranberry juice? (or is that only for urinary tract infections?)

 

[Agincourt Concierge]

Maybe try some pure cranberry juice? (or is that only for urinary tract infections?)

for infestations.... warm, soapy enema from hot water bottle ought to clean those pesky buggers (pun intended) out ...