If Men Had Periods.

[Alexandra M]

Imagine being out with your hunting buddies...

You: "Hey, Jim, are you spotting today?"
Jim: "Yeah."
You: "Well, then go over there by that bush with your junk hangin' out. We'll be up in the tree waiting for that bear to come over. Don't worry, we won't miss."

 

[Alexandra M]

I haven't laughed this much in a long time, it's good to be back on the MB again. Best male response?
Kurben you win. You are going to make a great husband!

 

[muskrat]

Dunno about menstration...errr...that is, I don't do it, but I do have my certain periods of the month where I just wanna ( and usually will ) rip the top off a bottle of Scotch, put on a buncha Janis Joplin, and just get plastered in some dark corner crying my eyes out. Dunno what, exactly, I'm crying about; suppressed emotions, perhaps--long dead heartbreaks and lost friends--you know, them old Kozmic Blues again, mama...but by the next morning I'm good, better, refreshed. I think it's a good thing.

 

[not_nadine]

Sounds like you are a writer.

 

[Kurben]

Sounds like you are a writer.

Sounds like you are a stand up comic.

 

[GNTLGNT]

Dunno about menstration...errr...that is, I don't do it, but I do have my certain periods of the month where I just wanna ( and usually will ) rip the top off a bottle of Scotch, put on a buncha Janis Joplin, and just get plastered in some dark corner crying my eyes out. Dunno what, exactly, I'm crying about; suppressed emotions, perhaps--long dead heartbreaks and lost friends--you know, them old Kozmic Blues again, mama...but by the next morning I'm good, better, refreshed. I think it's a good thing.