Yeah...just like those bugs in the toilet basin. once you disturb them they can leap from object to subject. science should really devote more time to the study of the problem.
If you could write an instruction manual
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Yeah...just like those bugs in the toilet basin. once you disturb them they can leap from object to subject. science should really devote more time to the study of the problem.
My old high school English teacher would do that, leap from object to subject. Used to drive us crazy.
...at this juncture I am instituting a Board-wide droplet precaution warning...
I am the key master...........
As my daughter used to tell anyone who'd listen, I'd focus on all the Emergency Medical and Fire Safety instructions. She used to hate that I've seen so many things happen that I'd worry about her more than her friends' mothers worried about them. At least according to her. I'd never tell their mothers anything anyway. They all refuse to believe it until AFTER it happens, which is the opposite of what they teach first responders, to take precautions beFORE it occurs bc you might not get a second chance. You might not be blessed with both a before and after.
Her dad used to laugh about those bi-yearly fire drills we practiced. He kept saying "Do you know how unlikely it is that any one of us will even BE in a fire, much less die in one? You're going overboard again," he'd say.
Which is painfully ironic statement now but never mind. I'd rather plan for something that never occurs than NOT plan for something that happens.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Did you read what Out of Order said about the buffet and the fat lady?
Ah damn, I had that once, GNT. Penicillin time.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Agreed! This changed my life when I was all "woe is me".
Women love a gentleman. Especially if you also use terms of endearment.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Yes - we are suckers for that kind of thing - give a lady a compliment whenever you can - good for the ego!
Push to start. Enjoy the journey. Treat all other drivers with consideration and respect. Continue until the fuel is gone. Park in the clearing at the end of the path, and hope you are remembered as the vehicle everyone loved.
....ahem, allow me-you gorgeous pieces of womanflesh have stunning new avatars!....Yes - we are suckers for that kind of thing - give a lady a compliment whenever you can - good for the ego!
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
...I like me some chocolate chips in me oatmeal with raisins....
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Write an instruction manual how to treat The irish people for the politicans who break promises, cheat rob us blind. Ireland has one of the most corrup bunch of p*****(sorry ms mod) in government. Since the bubble burst we have been promised no more austerity. They lied and will continue to do so. Do you know our Taoiseach(prime minster) is on more Money Then Barack obamas. not to mention holidays 3 months holidays to 'represent' ireland on paddy's day expenses. there are people in my area, for their dinner have bars of choclate or are being made homeless because they can't pay the banks. If the word evil was invented for anything, it was for Irish banks. what this government has done has made me ashamed to be irish. in the world economic forum Bono came on stage to speak and i quote "the irish people were screwed". well this govenrment has forgot what we went through in the great famine, we, the irish people, like a phoneix will rise from the ashes. he he
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- Never get less than 12 hours of sleep a day.
- Never play poker with someone with the same first name as a city.
- Never make love to a woman with a tattoo of a dagger anywhere on her body.
speaking from experience:
It's true!
Whenever I see Grandma's name come up calling in on my cell, I answer with, "Hello, gorgeous." This wasn't quite the same a few days ago when Grandma had the First Granddaughter out shopping. I see the name on the phone.
Me: Hello, Gorgeous.
Granddaughter: Grandpa, it's me calling on Grandma's phone!
Me: Well, you're gorgeous too.
Grandma said she was beaming.