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Oh my God!You are in big trouble now!
PRICELESS: 11 Actual Sentences Found In Patient Hospital Charts
David Rufful
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1. Patient refused autopsy.
2. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
3. Patient has waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
4. On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
5. She is numb from her toes down.
6. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain the in the past three days.
7. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
8. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
9. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
10. Patient has no previous history of suicides.
11. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
After Reading This, I See Hospitals Differently Now. | news - quickmeme
David Rufful
Visit Quickmeme for the full list.
1. Patient refused autopsy.
2. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
3. Patient has waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
4. On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
5. She is numb from her toes down.
6. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain the in the past three days.
7. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
8. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
9. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
10. Patient has no previous history of suicides.
11. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
After Reading This, I See Hospitals Differently Now. | news - quickmeme
An image of chocolate or a goat will never look the same to me now.
An image of chocolate or a goat will never look the same to me now.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
I didn't notice the firecracker or the pie. I guess I'm just like kids with cellphones.Nope! Did not even see that!
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
PRICELESS: 11 Actual Sentences Found In Patient Hospital Charts
David Rufful
Visit Quickmeme for the full list.
1. Patient refused autopsy.
2. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
3. Patient has waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
4. On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
5. She is numb from her toes down.
6. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain the in the past three days.
7. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
8. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
9. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
10. Patient has no previous history of suicides.
11. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
After Reading This, I See Hospitals Differently Now. | news - quickmeme
11. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
I like # 11 (sounds legit!)
This sounds like something a transcriptionist might actually type in error. The other examples show someone who just types whatever they see without even thinking.
Oh! Wait! (maybe they were hand written notes) in which case you cannot read the doctor's hand writing anyway
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Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Do you walk along the hallway or the street looking down at your phone? Sometimes I feel like startling these people just to see what would happenI didn't notice the firecracker or the pie. I guess I'm just like kids with cellphones.
(of course then I would be acting "inappropriate" again! 
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