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Maskins

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danie said:
Maskins will often try to usurp my identity and pretend to be Batman. He knows all the quotes, but he doesn't fit the suit like I do.
He has no Batcave, nor plans for such. :)
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Danie is clearly not Batman. Firstly, she doesn't have the throat cancer voice that I do (I assume). Secondly, Brits make the best Batman. I've put all the legwork into being Batman. I've actually read the comics. I saw Batman and Robin on the big screen (oh the HUMANITY). I even shot my parents so I would have a tragic backstory.

Danie is, at best, Nightwing. Since she will need to google that, it proves I am batman.
 
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Maskins said:
Danie is clearly not Batman. Firstly, she doesn't have the throat cancer voice that I do (I assume). Secondly, Brits make the best Batman. I've put all the legwork into being Batman. I've actually read the comics. I saw Batman and Robin on the big screen (oh the HUMANITY). I even shot my parents so I would have a tragic backstory.

Danie is, at best, Nightwing. Since she will need to google that, it proves I am batman.
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Since you've never heard my voice, then your assuming you know how I speak is a bit presumptive.

Brits can't make the best Batman, as he is an American construct--did you read that in the actual comics?

I do NOT need to look up Nightwing, kind sir, as I know exactly who he is and have read much about him.

Your shooting your parents does not equal my coming out of the theatre and seeing my parents shot down in cold blood by Joe Chill.

Btw, I did watch Batman and Robin, and you do stand correct on oh the HUMANITY.
 
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danie said:
Since you've never heard my voice, then your assuming you know how I speak is a bit presumptive.

Brits can't make the best Batman, as he is an American construct--did you read that in the actual comics?

I do NOT need to look up Nightwing, kind sir, as I know exactly who he is and have read much about him.

Your shooting your parents does not equal my coming out of the theatre and seeing my parents shot down in cold blood by Joe Chill.

Btw, I did watch Batman and Robin, and you do stand correct on oh the HUMANITY.
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Christian Bale = best Batman. Best Joker? = Australian. Those are facts you can take to the bank (where, inevitably, they will tell you that these facts are not relevant in the banking industry).

I am impressed by your Nightwing knowledge. Did you vote for the Joker to kill Jason?

I changed my name to Joe Chill, then took my parents to the theatre, hired a body double of myself to stand next to them while I dressed as Joe Chill and then shot them. Just to hedge my bets on the eventual Batman I would become, I even asked them if they liked to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight (it's something I say to all my imaginary victims).
 
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Maskins said:
Christian Bale = best Batman. Best Joker? = Australian. Those are facts you can take to the bank (where, inevitably, they will tell you that these facts are not relevant in the banking industry).

I am impressed by your Nightwing knowledge. Did you vote for the Joker to kill Jason?

I changed my name to Joe Chill, then took my parents to the theatre, hired a body double of myself to stand next to them while I dressed as Joe Chill and then shot them. Just to hedge my bets on the eventual Batman I would become, I even asked them if they liked to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight (it's something I say to all my imaginary victims).
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I agree with your choice of actors for Batman and Joker (although Michael Keaton will always have a special place in my batheart). However, the real Batman isn't just an actor in a film, as you well may know. The real crimefighting has to be done by a real person, and Bruce Wayne is American.

I did vote for the Joker to kill Jason, mainly because I generally don't like men with that name (no offense, Grandpa). Jason took up the Red Hood alias later anyway, so no harm, no foul.

I admire your name-changing, body-doubling efforts. I, as Batman, applaud your imaginary escapades.
 
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danie said:
I agree with your choice of actors for Batman and Joker (although Michael Keaton will always have a special place in my batheart). However, the real Batman isn't just an actor in a film, as you well may know. The real crimefighting has to be done by a real person, and Bruce Wayne is American.

I did vote for the Joker to kill Jason, mainly because I generally don't like men with that name (no offense, Grandpa). Jason took up the Red Hood alias later anyway, so no harm, no foul.

I admire your name-changing, body-doubling efforts. I, as Batman, applaud your imaginary escapades.
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Keaton all the way, baby! He had sexy lips in that costume.
 
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Dana Jean said:
Keaton all the way, baby! He had sexy lips in that costume.
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Just can't get over those lips...
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Maskins said:
Danie is clearly not Batman. Firstly, she doesn't have the throat cancer voice that I do (I assume). Secondly, Brits make the best Batman. I've put all the legwork into being Batman. I've actually read the comics. I saw Batman and Robin on the big screen (oh the HUMANITY). I even shot my parents so I would have a tragic backstory.

Danie is, at best, Nightwing. Since she will need to google that, it proves I am batman.
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Maskins said:
I don't want to be 'that guy' and offer up corrections, but it is spelt slurping and I think it was coming from Ashcrash's dog.
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Maskins said:
That is textbook usurping right there.

I guess I had best stop posting.
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danie said:
Since you've never heard my voice, then your assuming you know how I speak is a bit presumptive.

Brits can't make the best Batman, as he is an American construct--did you read that in the actual comics?

I do NOT need to look up Nightwing, kind sir, as I know exactly who he is and have read much about him.

Your shooting your parents does not equal my coming out of the theatre and seeing my parents shot down in cold blood by Joe Chill.

Btw, I did watch Batman and Robin, and you do stand correct on oh the HUMANITY.
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You guys have no idea how stupid you make me look when I am waiting at a check out and start laughing like a loon at all The insanity that spews from your figures. I go post by post thinking It can't get any better or any crazier Then I'm shocked into laughter. keaton was my first bat man Nicholson was my first joker and there for will always have a special place in my heart.
 
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Ashcrash said:
You guys have no idea how stupid you make me look when I am waiting at a check out and start laughing like a loon at all The insanity that spews from your figures. I go post by post thinking It can't get any better or any crazier Then I'm shocked into laughter. keaton was my first bat man Nicholson was my first joker and there for will always have a special place in my heart.
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Maskins and I seem to have a little trouble getting along of late, and I apologize if it has bled into your life making the cashier think you're a bit crazy. I'll get him to behave. :)
 
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