Ok, how is this... I have a business proposition ok? Everyone likes dinosaurs right? So why not a theme park with dinosaurs? What we do (this bit is technical) is extract Dino DNA from some orange rock thing, slap it on a big 90's style computer, print out the results, insert whatever the computer says into an egg and keep it in the refrigerator for a couple of weeks.
We then build a theme park somewhere which is dangerously inaccessible and make it safe by running a security system based on Windows Vista (cheaper than 8) and a couple of electrified picket fences.
Now, I admit that a potential investor might have safety concerns about it, what with dinosaurs being big and a complete unknown. So what we do is get Jeff Goldblum to check it out first and let us know if he thinks it is safe.
If it doesn't work now, we can always reboot the idea in 20 years with younger people. All I need is several billion dollars for my new kickstarter campaign. No one has thought of this (as far as I am aware).
...will this suffice?