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[hipmamajen]

Why would the DA make a deal with him? If he's got child pornography on his home computer, nail him to the wall.

Unless he's got a boatload of other perverts he can drop a dime on...but they should still nail him to the wall when they've got the goods on the rest of them. Maybe a wall with a view of the hallway or something nice, but that's about as good as it should get for him.

 

[kingricefan]

Since he 'copped a plea', I'm thinking that there's more to the story. I'm going to withhold judgement for now.

 

[not_nadine]

I don't really know what "copped a plea" means.

 

[kingricefan]

I don't really know what "copped a plea" means.

It means he made a deal with the Feds. Whether or not that means he had kiddie porn on his pc, it means (to me) that there's more to the story than what we know as of yet.

 

[Kurben]

Unfortunately, this could be a video of me...

I'm sure you're a graceful dancer!!

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

When they 'cop a plea' .. it is so there won't be a trial. He knows he will lose and just doesn't want it drug out in a trial.

 

[kingricefan]

When they 'cop a plea' .. it is so there won't be a trial. He knows he will lose and just doesn't want it drug out in a trial.

Or he's turning 'state's evidence', meaning he's gonna squeal like a pig and name names.....

 

[arista]

I think he will be eating a lot of pork sandwich in prison. Sick puppy... poor kids he exploited.

 

[Lepplady]

Why would the DA make a deal with him? If he's got child pornography on his home computer, nail him to the wall.

Unless he's got a boatload of other perverts he can drop a dime on...but they should still nail him to the wall when they've got the goods on the rest of them. Maybe a wall with a view of the hallway or something nice, but that's about as good as it should get for him.

They make deals with defendants all the time. Bad guys still goes to jail but saves the time and money of a trial. And often it gets them information on worse guys.

 

[Dana Jean]

Sounds like a lot more.


Former Subway pitchman pleads guilty to child pornography, sex charges

 

[PatInTheHat]

He's gonna make for an excellent minor celebrity trophy wife, least that's my thinkin'...wonder what his nickname's gonna be, hmm, 'Five Dollar Foot Long' is one very real possibility, but that'll get shortened to just, 'Five Dollar', in no time.

 

[muskrat]

He's gonna make for an excellent minor celebrity trophy wife, least that's my thinkin'...wonder what his nickname's gonna be, hmm, 'Five Dollar Foot Long' is one very real possibility, but that'll get shortened to just, 'Five Dollar', in no time.

Damn it! Here I was saving my 'five dollar foot long' joke all day, just for this thread, and of course, PatInTheHat beat me to it.

Anyhoo, none of this surprises me. Always knew there was SOMEthing creepy about that lardazz.

 

[GNTLGNT]

...sadly, he'll never see General Population...he will be awarded PC or Protective Custody and chances of having a cellie's six inch sub go sailing up the brown river will be remote....if my wish came true-he'd be strapped to a pole in the yard and everybody would have their way with him-whatever that might amount too....

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

5 dolla' ... I love you long time

 

[PatInTheHat]

5 dolla' ... I love you long time

Yeah I know I shouldn't laugh

 

[PatInTheHat]

...sadly, he'll never see General Population...he will be awarded PC or Protective Custody and chances of having a cellie's six inch sub go sailing up the brown river will be remote....if my wish came true-he'd be strapped to a pole in the yard and everybody would have their way with him-whatever that might amount too....

Yeah he won't go to g pop, but then again this is fed ain't it, I mean he very well might be housed with the same same kinda pervs, but then again again, his semi celebrity could very well help save his ass, um, I mean save him the embarazzment of being picked up, uhh, picked on, yeah that's it.
Where he ends up going will probably depend on the plea deal I'm sure, but that kind of deal, choosing a facility and his particular housing, would depend entirely if he can/could/would cough up anything worthwhile the prosecuter wants.

 

[GNTLGNT]

Yeah he won't go to g pop, but then again this is fed ain't it, I mean he very well might be housed with the same same kinda pervs, but then again again, his semi celebrity could very well help save his ass, um, I mean save him the embarazzment of being picked up, uhh, picked on, yeah that's it.
Where he ends up going will probably depend on the plea deal I'm sure, but that kind of deal, choosing a facility and his particular housing, would depend entirely if he can/could/would cough up anything worthwhile the prosecuter wants.

...oh without a doubt...I just figure he's gonna get pampered rather than truly punished...

 

[Lepplady]

He's gonna make for an excellent minor celebrity trophy wife, least that's my thinkin'...wonder what his nickname's gonna be, hmm, 'Five Dollar Foot Long' is one very real possibility, but that'll get shortened to just, 'Five Dollar', in no time.

5 dolla' ... I love you long time

5 dolla holla.

 

[mal]

Hmph...Hopefully he'll get touched in a funny way when he goes to jail. Hopefully he wasn't touched in a funny way when he was still a child.

 

[hipmamajen]

5 dolla' ... I love you long time

Yeah I know I shouldn't laugh

I'm willing to bet a whole lot of sandwich fixin's that no one finds Jared "too beaucoup!"