Jokes

[champ1966]

lol.. now I get it! I was too scared to answer this last night because no matter how much I wracked my brain I couldn't figure it what it was going to be... and I didn't want to look like an idiot.
(I even tried different accents and pronunciation--I am pathetic, a waste of space, really. )

You should have tried it in a Yorkshire accent.

 

[champ1966]

lol.. now I get it! I was too scared to answer this last night because no matter how much I wracked my brain I couldn't figure it what it was going to be... and I didn't want to look like an idiot.
(I even tried different accents and pronunciation--I am pathetic, a waste of space, really. )

Knock knock

 

[FlakeNoir]

Knock knock

Oh Gaaaaawd, not again....

Uh, who's there?

 

[champ1966]

Frank Evans

 

[FlakeNoir]

Frank Evans

(ohhhhh)
Frank Evans who?

 

[champ1966]

(ohhhhh)
Frank Evans who?

"Frank Evans for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day"

 

[Riot87]

Lol good jokes everyone.

 

[FlakeNoir]

"Frank Evans for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day"

 

[Riot87]

 

[blunthead]

A blonde in a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic though because she remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, so she started following it and continued to for forty-five minutes. Finally the snowplow's driver got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Okay. Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

 

[not_nadine]

Oh dear, lol

You are lucky it is gone.

(loved the dress and the performance, kinda)

 

[Neesy]

She's 10, my little princess.Ta.

It's a knock knock joke.

You're supposed to say "Duvet who?"

Duvet know it's Christmas time at home?

Hope you get this, it is a British charity song that's just been re- recorded.

Oh yes - Andy (my Scottish husband) may have told me that one and I forgot it

 

[champ1966]

What was The Bangles biggest hit?

Walk Like an..

A) gyptian

B) gyptian

C) gyptian

D) gyptian

E) gyptian

 

[champ1966]

Cryptic one for you.

I'd love to see who'd win in a fight between Dwayne Johnson, Paper Lace and The Scissor Sisters.

 

[champ1966]

You are lucky it is gone.

(loved the dress and the performance, kinda)

Not on Youtube it hasn't

 

[champ1966]

 

[champ1966]

A Native American went to his dad and said " Father, how do we get our names?"

"I'm glad you ask that son, well what happens is the father names the child after the first thing he sees after the birth. You see chief Sitting Bull? Well his father saw a bull sitting just after his birth. And Little Dove's father saw a small dove.Anyway, why do you ask...

Spoiler

Two Dogs F#@*ing?"

Moderator I've forgot how to do spoilers, could you please do the punch line? Ta

 

[FlakeNoir]

A Native American went to his dad and said " Father, how do we get our names?"

"I'm glad you ask that son, well what happens is the father names the child after the first thing he sees after the birth. You see chief Sitting Bull? Well his father saw a bull sitting just after his birth. And Little Dove's father saw a small dove.Anyway, why do you ask...

Spoiler

Two Dogs F#@*ing?"

Moderator I've forgot how to do spoilers, could you please do the punch line? Ta

[spoil3r]hidden message here[/spoil3r]
(e's instead of 3's.)

 

[champ1966]

[spoil3r]hidden message here[/spoil3r]
(e's instead of 3's.)

Thank you

Spoiler

TEST

 

[FlakeNoir]

Thank you

Spoiler

TEST

Spoiler

You're welcome.