Mmmmm - onion rings!
It was either those or a banana to break my fast. I think I made the right choice......
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Mmmmm - onion rings!
Sure you did - what's for lunch?It was either those or a banana to break my fast. I think I made the right choice......
Sure you did - what's for lunch?
Ah yes - the "Deep Fried Diet" - I heard it's great for lubing up those creaky jointsNot sure yet.......maybe french fries........
Like a fine wine, some people just get better with age. This was the case with an old mad who had this witty comeback after finding three strangers enjoying themselves on his property.
Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
Ron frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up Ron said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.
I was trying to insert alligator when the system took my message away...before I could get it back and re-edit you sped through. You are quick!!! Piranhas would have done the trick too!!pirahnas ?
Cialis, Viagra, Flonase and Lipitor walked into a bar . . .
(I dare you to finish this one!)