King Should Write a Christmas Book.
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He could do the real version of "Rimfire Christmas"...
That's right, I never thought of it but he definitely should.
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house...
Stephen King spread his joy,
(oh God, all I can think of is... spouse!)
He wrote us a story,
that was deathly n gory.
Because we'd sucked up Revival,
like it was a matter of survival... (yar, weak..)
...and now to wait for "Finders Keepers"?
'Til bloody June?! Holy Jeepers!
Stephen King spread his joy,
(oh God, all I can think of is... spouse!)
He wrote us a story,
that was deathly n gory.
Because we'd sucked up Revival,
like it was a matter of survival... (yar, weak..)
...and now to wait for "Finders Keepers"?
'Til bloody June?! Holy Jeepers!
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house...
Stephen King spread his joy,
(oh God, all I can think of is... spouse!)
He wrote us a story,
that was deathly n gory.
Because we'd sucked up Revival,
like it was a matter of survival... (yar, weak..)
...and now to wait for "Finders Keepers"?
'Til bloody June?! Holy Jeepers!
...Santa Claus is a cannibal, the tiny reindeer are stabled in Thunderclap and the elves are living in Salem's Lot....
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house...
Stephen King spread his joy,
(oh God, all I can think of is... spouse!)
He wrote us a story,
that was deathly n gory.
Because we'd sucked up Revival,
like it was a matter of survival... (yar, weak..)
...and now to wait for "Finders Keepers"?
'Til bloody June?! Holy Jeepers!
Hmmm, weird, I don't remember sending in this Selfie?...here's the tree topper....
...this is the latest ornament I'm working on...Cthulhu...
...here's the tree topper....
Crikey!
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house...
Stephen King spread his joy,
(oh God, all I can think of is... spouse!)
He wrote us a story,
that was deathly n gory.
Because we'd sucked up Revival,
like it was a matter of survival... (yar, weak..)
...and now to wait for "Finders Keepers"?
'Til bloody June?! Holy Jeepers!
I love it!
I love this. I would use it....here's the tree topper....
...spouse spread is tasty on melba toast...Spouse spreadin' really ain't that bad!
