Maybe I'm Licking Doorknobs?

[Sigmund]

Hi.

Have mercy.

I work with 5 gazillion kids every day. I wash my hands...thoroughly...(wash hands with soap while humming Twinkle, twinkle little star... twice).

I keep my hands away from my face. (Cooties, ya know?)

Yet, I still keep coming down with something!

Today and tonight, it's the cold from he11. Ha!

If I don't die from fever, chills, drowning in my own snot, coughing, congestion or sheer misery...

I Shall Persevere! Ha!

Peace.

 

[Dana Jean]

Oh no! get better. quit licking doorknobs!

 

[Dana Jean]

and get that penis out of your ear!

 

[Neesy]

Hi.

Have mercy.

I work with 5 gazillion kids every day. I wash my hands...thoroughly...(wash hands with soap while humming Twinkle, twinkle little star... twice).

I keep my hands away from my face. (Cooties, ya know?)

Yet, I still keep coming down with something!

Today and tonight, it's the cold from he11. Ha!

If I don't die from fever, chills, drowning in my own snot, coughing, congestion or sheer misery...

I Shall Persevere! Ha!

Peace.

(((Siggy))) - maybe try boosting your immune system with something??? I dunno - how about some Jewish penicillin?

 

[Lepplady]

Feel better.

 

[HollyGolightly]

and get that penis out of your ear!

Poor Sig! Feel well fast.

 

[blunthead]

and get that penis out of your ear!

Hey, dammit! Knock next time!

 

[blunthead]

Hi.

Have mercy.

I work with 5 gazillion kids every day. I wash my hands...thoroughly...(wash hands with soap while humming Twinkle, twinkle little star... twice).

I keep my hands away from my face. (Cooties, ya know?)

Yet, I still keep coming down with something!

Today and tonight, it's the cold from he11. Ha!

If I don't die from fever, chills, drowning in my own snot, coughing, congestion or sheer misery...

I Shall Persevere! Ha!

Peace.

You had a URI not long ago, didn't you Siggy?

 

[VultureLvr45]

and get that penis out of your ear!

What? I can't hear you cause I have a pernis in my ear.

Feel better Siggy. For you.

 

[Sigmund]

and get that penis out of your ear!

Whhatt?

Ha!

(No fair. I'm miserable. How dare you make me laugh!?)

Hugs.

 

[Autumn Gust]

Bad head colds are the worst! Hope you get well very soon, Siggy!

 

[Sigmund]

Hey, dammit! Knock next time!

Don't make me laugh. I'm busy dying here.

>>hugs<<

Peace.

 

[blunthead]

Don't make me laugh. I'm busy dying here.

>>hugs<<

Peace.

Yaren't.

 

[Sigmund]

Hey, dammit! Knock next time!

Hi.

I went to a co-workers office and knocked on her door. She replied."I'm coming!" I replied, "Sorry. I'll come back later."

Ha!

Ya'll are totally destroying my pity party.

Thank you.

Peace.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Lickin' Doorknobs sounds kinda dirty........


I don't think they covered that one in Sex Ed!

 

[blunthead]

Lickin' Doorknobs sounds kinda dirty........


I don't think they covered that one in Sex Ed!

You mean...you didn't try to open the Sex Ed door, did you!!! No!!!

 

[swiftdog2.0]

I'm just sayin' I don't want to know who is doing what to who's doorknobs!

 

[blunthead]

I'm just sayin' I don't want to know who is doing what to who's doorknobs!

Me neither.

 

[mustangclaire]

Sig, despite being poorly, you're still making me giggle... Get well soon my friend

 

[50's Kid]

and get that penis out of your ear!

I'm just sayin' I don't want to know who is doing what to who's doorknobs!

There was the joke about Tonto and the Lone Ranger, which I will not repeat here...