Men Rules

[kingricefan]

Crying is blackmail.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

ALL men see in only 16 color's, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

Mauve is the beginning of the word marvelous and if your man uses it consistently you need to find another guy.....

 

[kingricefan]

oh, and you guys didn't say anything about looking at other women either.......
mine not only looks, but actually makes comments about them! Of course, I normally laugh so I guess this gives him implied permission.......

Stop laughing and start giving him the stink eye. If that doesn't work punch him in the arm. HARD! He'll eventually 'get it'.

 

[KingAHolic]

Stop laughing and start giving him the stink eye. If that doesn't work punch him in the arm. HARD! He'll eventually 'get it'.

Well the problem is I really don't care! Of course, I think it's funny cause it's like "Yeah right you'll get her.. NOT!"
But seriously, I used to even point ones out for him...... my picture is Allison from Breakfast Club for a reason (Basketcase)!

 

[blunthead]

Anyone else hear a strange prattling type sound?

I recognize the voice. Last time I heard it it was saying "Fly, fly, fly...".

 

[Sundrop]

I recognize the voice. Last time I heard it it was saying "Fly, fly, fly...".

That was the voice in your head.....

 

[blunthead]

That was the voice in your head.....

No, the voice in my head was reminding me that it's not the fall but the landing.

 

[GNTLGNT]

Well the problem is I really don't care! Of course, I think it's funny cause it's like "Yeah right you'll get her.. NOT!"
But seriously, I used to even point ones out for him...... my picture is Allison from Breakfast Club for a reason (Basketcase)!

...most women can hear the tendons in your neck creak if you try to sneak a peek at a PYT....

 

[GNTLGNT]

No, the voice in my head was reminding me that it's not the fall but the landing.

...not the fall that kills ya, just the sudden stop at the end...

 

[Sundrop]

...not the fall that kills ya, just the sudden stop at the end...

Except that Frank didn't stop suddenly......he just kinda sank into the sand. It was an amazing thing to behold.

 

[KingAHolic]

...most women can hear the tendons in your neck creak if you try to sneak a peek at a PYT....

I don't take it personally...all men do it, It's not personal....

 

[not_nadine]

Not really. First, this guy jumped all by himself. Second, in Yemen you kept your broom.

Mayhap she placed it there after the fall in a honest attempt to save you - and it just got stuck.

 

[kingricefan]

...most women can hear the tendons in your neck creak if you try to sneak a peek at a PYT....

...or they can hear the tiny electrical synapse in your brain that makes you think 'Oh, and what have we got here? Let's take a look, shall we?'

 

[blunthead]

Except that Frank didn't stop suddenly......he just kinda sank into the sand. It was an amazing thing to behold.

Sicko.