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Sigmund

Waiting in Uber.
Jan 3, 2010
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May I have a funny meme?


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May I have some chips and dip, please?
 

Sigmund

Waiting in Uber.
Jan 3, 2010
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44,046
In your mirror.
Arkay Lynchpin

Have you read the Tweets re God creating animals?

[god making kangeroo's]

God:make that deer stand up like peoples
Angel:.... okay
God: GIVE IT POCKETS LIKE PEOPLES!!!
Angel: Err.....
God: Make it punch and kick like peoples!!
Angel:.. ... ...
God: PUT IT SOMEWHERE HOT SO IT GETS ANGRY AND HOPS ABOUT THE PLACE

:)


Then satan wants to do it, too.

Satan: Can I have a go?
God: Nope
Satan: But... what about that little continent over there? What if I put mine in there?
God: You mean Australia? Yeah, sure. What's the worst that can happ...
Satan: Done
God: Oh sweet me, what did I let happen?

xD

You're welcome.