You don't like Monday's?
She doesn't like calendars apparently..
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You don't like Monday's?
You don't like Monday's?
I've done that once in my life and it wasn't pretty. More made it onto the mirror above the sink (couldn't make it to the toilet fast enough) than in the sink itself. Ewwwwwwww!!
...actual excuses.....
1. "Employee just put a casserole in the oven."
2. "Employee's plastic surgery for enhancement purposes needed some 'tweaking' to get it just right."
3. "Employee was sitting in the bathroom and her feet and legs fell asleep. When she stood up, she fell and broke her ankle."
4. "Employee had been at the casino all weekend and still had money left to play with on Monday morning."
5. "Employee woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it."
6. "Employee had a 'lucky night' and didn't know where he was."
7. "Employee got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn't get out."
8. "Employee had a gall stone they wanted to heal holistically."
9. "Employee caught their uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry."
10. "Employee accidentally got on a plane."
When you sit, drinking down. When I was dead. Sitting waiting. Little black cat. Four years ago, my father dieyd and all the gods of heaven and hell started to cause problems(the little cat loves me) and you mother futher fuches like Sigmund who has no idea. Piece of ****.
the cat is is the room. it keeps on going around. She wanted to go out. What is life about? Can anyone explains what life means?You okay, Mr. Cranky?
the cat is is the room. it keeps on going around. She wanted to go out. What is life about? Can anyone explains what life means?
For calling out of work on a Monday?
No, the cat chose me. It turned up back then. It smelled when my father died. My father patted it on the head about five weeks before he died. Maybe my father put some of his stufff into the little black cat. People sometimes no when they're going to die.It is THE question isn't it? Life has many facets to it, your cat at the moment is one. As is n_n's question that prompted this thread. Trying to sort through the daily occurrences we face without going to crazy is probably a part of it too. I like to think it has to do more with trying to put a smile on a person's face every once in a while. Or perhaps helping an elderly person in this extreme heat were having. And then of course there is beer.