Okay, I Think I Just Drank Spider Legs

[Arkay Lynchpin]

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"

Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.

Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.

Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"

 

[Nomik]

Good morning, it's nice to see laughter written politely.

 

[aussie12]

This thread has given me lots of laughs. Thanks all. And I quickly scrolled through the spider pictures as I hate spiders !!!

 

[not_nadine]

One good thing about this thread.

It made me realize that my terror word is 'Yip'
But you have to say it right, I guess.

How's danie? Check in. Have something to eat.
Set flytraps.

 

[mjs9153]

I would not eat them.

I would not eat them in a bar
I would not eat them in a car
I would not eat green spider legs and ham
I would not eat them,Sam I Am..

 

[danie]

One good thing about this thread.

It made me realize that my terror word is 'Yip'
But you have to say it right, I guess.

How's danie? Check in. Have something to eat.
Set flytraps.

I think the rum killed all the spider eggs before they could hatch. I don't feel anything wiggling, jiggling or tickling inside, which I believe is the scientific evidence of a live spider in my stomach.

I read this article which seems to improve my chances of surviving. I hope that my stomach acid was at an all-time high yesterday.
Ask Your Weird Animal Questions: What Happens If You Swallow a Spider? | National Geographic (blogs)

 

[not_nadine]

Glad to hear that. 'Tole ya.

We still have to consider the gestation period. They might end up to like rum. Perhaps I spoke too soon.


And I still worry about watermelon seeds.

 

[GNTLGNT]

And I still worry about watermelon seeds.

 

[fljoe0]

Danie, is your husband concerned? Were they black widow legs?

 

[champ1966]

If there were more than 8 legs I reckon it might be more than one spider.

 

[mjs9153]

yeah it being frozen would kill anything you would be concerned with,that and the double whammy of your stomach acid..wouldn't worry..

 

[not_nadine]

almost sullied the thread!

Edit.

 

[champ1966]

almost sullied the thread!

Edit.

Nowt wrong with a bit of sullying on a Saturday night.

 

[not_nadine]

Nowt wrong with a bit of sullying on a Saturday night.

Okays! -but still afternoon here.. We will catch up.

I will go with it. Spiders.

Spoiler: enjoy

 

[champ1966]

Okays! -but still afternoon here.. We will catch up.

I will go with it. Spiders.

Spoiler: enjoy

You really need to put 'watch Champ dancing to (doing the actions to every line) Jean Genie ' on your bucket list

 

[kingricefan]

Nowt wrong with a bit of sullying on a Saturday night.

Before I forget- Tom Hanks is going to play that pilot 'Sully', the one that landed the plane in the Hudson River.

 

[not_nadine]

You really need to put 'watch Champ dancing to (doing the actions to every line) Jean Genie ' on your bucket list

What are you wearing?
It's been like 5 years and I am still not over your last video, balloon boy.

 

[Arkay Lynchpin]

Okays! -but still afternoon here.. We will catch up.

I will go with it. Spiders.

Spoiler: enjoy

Damn; no sleep tonight for me. I'll be listening to the fave toons 'till daybreak...

 

[Out of Order]

I used to know a girl who had spider legs, she came in handy when our Frisbees would land on the roof.

 

[do1you9love?]

I think the rum killed all the spider eggs before they could hatch. I don't feel anything wiggling, jiggling or tickling inside, which I believe is the scientific evidence of a live spider in my stomach.

I read this article which seems to improve my chances of surviving. I hope that my stomach acid was at an all-time high yesterday.
Ask Your Weird Animal Questions: What Happens If You Swallow a Spider? | National Geographic (blogs)

Poor Danie! Glad you worked it out.