Okay, I Think I Just Drank Spider Legs

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Out of Order

Out of Order

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do1you9love? said:
Poor Danie! Glad you worked it out.
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Why is the rum gone? I'll tell you..........because that stupid girl used it to light the damn signal fires!!!!
 
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doowopgirl

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Steffen said:
Okay, so just so you won't feel too bad, here's one of the grossest/funniest stories I've ever heard.

I had this buddy who would go out and party all night then come home drunk and fall asleep. Except he had this habit of sleeping in the buff. His apartment was pretty decent, but one morning he woke up with a hangover and kept hearing these scratching noises. He sits up and looks around, but can't figure those damn noises out. Keep in mind he's got a hangover and nekkid. He gets out of bed and turns around and sees a bulge on the wallpaper. The noises seem to be coming from there. So he pokes at the wallpaper until some of it tears off. Then a whole sh**load of cockroaches come swarming out. In his drunken state, all he can do is stare dumbfounded while roaches cover his wall. Eventually one flies at him, and guess where it lands? Smack dab on his Little Boy Blue! So my buddy panics, starts screaming and tries to slap the roach off. Except he hits himself square in the balls and passes out.

Anyway, when he told me this story I asked him how it felt knowing he passed out drunk in his apartment while a swarm of roaches had their was with his @$$. Like, literally had their way. He didn't find that funny for some reason. Go figure.
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Once it wasn't me, I think it's hilarious.
 
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