Promise not to laugh at me....

[swiftdog2.0]

OK, i put forward a bowl of water in the corner.....

SwiftDogs prefer bowls of beer!

 

[do1you9love?]

Grasp sheet. It must be 1/4" folded over, bottom may have a tolerance up to 1/8"
Gently fold over your body while your left knee is bent at a 45 degree angle. This is the most important thing. Knee must be at 45

Turn holding sheet with one finger raised at 90 degees

If you can draw some pictures to go with, I think we can publish this manual.

 

[Kurben]

Grasp sheet. It must be 1/4" folded over, bottom may have a tolerance up to 1/8"
Gently fold over your body while your left knee is bent at a 45 degree angle. This is the most important thing. Knee must be at 45

Turn holding sheet with one finger raised at 90 degees

Considering i can make i'm sure you'll figure it out.... I'm so bad at these things.....

 

[Kurben]

SwiftDogs prefer bowls of beer!

In daytime... During night you'll have to do with water....

 

[Kurben]

P.S. I love Leonard Cohen.

I do too.... (don't tell anyone....)

 

[do1you9love?]

I do too.... (don't tell anyone....)

It's our secret!

 

[swiftdog2.0]

In daytime... During night you'll have to do with water....

BOOO!!

 

[Dana Jean]

I just discovered why i might have had some problems with my sleeping sheet lately. I like sleeping sheets, sheet and blanket in one. But i'm not very handy with these things and last time i put the blanketthingy inside the sleeping sheet some i managed to put it the wrong way.... The long side of the blanket at the short side of the sheet.... I have wondered why the feet seem to have only sheet no blanket all the time but havent even imagined i could do such a blunder. Has gone on for some time too.... In spite of making up the bed i havent thought of looking inside the sleeping sheet. Now i have made a change. Feels a lot better. Perhaps i even sleep better. But how incredible stupid of me.....!!!!!!!!!

Is this where your ghost issues came into play?

 

[BeverleyMarsh]

Sounds very very complicated. Will need manual.

I assure you it doesn't require any prior training

 

[BeverleyMarsh]

No kidding. I'd fall asleep before I'd figure all that out.

Hold the duvet by each corner, utilizing fingers AND toes for maximum gripping, while slipping head through the BOTTOM HOLE (you dare not use the top one), twist body at hip one half-quarter turn using teeth to peel down the cowl-flap until it rests over the eyelids. Hold position for approximately fifteen minutes trying NOT to breathe and listening to the soft, hypnotic groaning of Leonard Cohen as the Valium takes effect.

I guess that would work too

 

[BeverleyMarsh]

I assure you it doesn't require any prior training

No prior training, but a little french would help I guess

 

[do1you9love?]

No prior training, but a little french would help I guess

I was going to ask my dodo to translate for me.

 

[BeverleyMarsh]

I was going to ask my dodo to translate for me.

Good idea, he may as well be useful for something rather than just sleep in the backyard like the useless exctinct specy that he is !

 

[not_nadine]

I assure you it doesn't require any prior training

Oh hells, dude, just get into bed.

 

[BeverleyMarsh]

Oh hells, dude, just get into bed.

While looking for this particular technique on video I came across far more advanced and intricate techniques. Some involved rolling the sheet on itself like a sausage, I didn't even get it, like level 10 in bed making maybe, lol. So count yourself lucky

 

[not_nadine]

While looking for this particular technique on video I came across far more advanced and intricate techniques. Some involved rolling the sheet on itself like a sausage, I didn't even get it, like level 10 in bed making maybe, lol. So count yourself lucky

That guy must do really well with the ladies.

 

[BeverleyMarsh]

I like that he couldn't resist putting the sheet on his head and pretend he was a ghost for a moment

 

[TheRedQueen]

I'm nearly 28 and only make my bed when I have laundry to put away. Or when I've just changed the sheets. As cool as a sleeping sheet sounds, it also sounds like too much of a PITA for my lackadaisical housewifery ways.

And I keep the rest of our house so trim and tidy...

 

[danie]

I'm nearly 28 and only make my bed when I have laundry to put away. Or when I've just changed the sheets. As cool as a sleeping sheet sounds, it also sounds like too much of a PITA for my lackadaisical housewifery ways.

And I keep the rest of our house so trim and tidy...

Here's how I get in bed:
1) Crawl under covers and lay head on pillow.

 

[carrie's younger brother]

How do we ever fall asleep in the US without these things??? It's a wonder we're not a nation of insomniacs!