This thread is entirely DiO'Bolic fault. Ha! (That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!)
Ladies, do we not enjoy, love and look forward to the annual Pap smear? (If you
do...there is something very wrong with you. Ha!)
The paper *gown* (AKA a doily), the cold exam table with a thin sheet of wrap, cold stirrups and the implements employed! (BTW- I strongly suspect they keep that danm speculum in the freezer.)
"Just RELAX. Everything will go much easier if you RELAX. Scoot down."
No. I cannot RELAX. (My Kegals keep kicking in. What?) My feet are almost above my ears and you are poking and prodding my hoo-hoo! I don't want to RELAX!
Just get in there and do whatever you have to do and let me outta here!
Peace.
Ladies, do we not enjoy, love and look forward to the annual Pap smear? (If you
do...there is something very wrong with you. Ha!)
The paper *gown* (AKA a doily), the cold exam table with a thin sheet of wrap, cold stirrups and the implements employed! (BTW- I strongly suspect they keep that danm speculum in the freezer.)
"Just RELAX. Everything will go much easier if you RELAX. Scoot down."
No. I cannot RELAX. (My Kegals keep kicking in. What?) My feet are almost above my ears and you are poking and prodding my hoo-hoo! I don't want to RELAX!
Just get in there and do whatever you have to do and let me outta here!
Peace.