Quotes you just made up

Discussion in 'Games' started by Dr. Fudd, Jan 16, 2014.

  1. Dr. Fudd

    Dr. Fudd Bored Taster

    These come to me often, I wonder if I'm alone?
     
  2. Dr. Fudd

    Dr. Fudd Bored Taster

    I knew a scary woman that was a French Chef, she gave me the crepes.
     
  3. Lisey Landon

    Lisey Landon Well-Known Member

    ;-D

    I love this kind of wordplay. Do you have more?
     
  4. Walter Oobleck

    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    Chalk a line and see if he's moving.
     
  5. Dr. Fudd

    Dr. Fudd Bored Taster

    This washed up a minute before I posted it. There's an ocean of them in my brain waiting to beach themselves so we'll have to sea. Hopefully this will tide you over until then...
     
  6. GNTLGNT

    GNTLGNT Why Chew Through The Restraints?

    ...running around like a chicken with it's legs cut off....once uttered on my radio show....
     
  7. Dr. Fudd

    Dr. Fudd Bored Taster

    That might be a completely different thread, butchered sayings. Yours, quite literally.
     
  8. GNTLGNT

    GNTLGNT Why Chew Through The Restraints?

    ...indeed...only thing I could think of on quick notice....ummm, "She said the wine tasted "off". Personally I think it's just sour grapes"....
     
    Last edited: Jan 17, 2014
  9. Dr. Fudd

    Dr. Fudd Bored Taster

    I like it. I'm also a big fan of miss-quotes like your butchered chicken quote. Specially because it's a missquote, and it represents a literal butchered chicken. Mmmmmm delicious! My stepmother is Bohemian. She messes up every saying or wives tale that she's ever spoken. When she tells a joke, the telling of the butchered joke is funnier than the joke told correctly. It may or may not be a genetic predisposition, but I've heard from others that know Bohemians, that they do the same thing to sayings and jokes. My apologies to all the Bohemians I've just insulted.
     
  10. notebookgirl

    notebookgirl Well-Known Member

    "Go fly a kite" is what I say. not sure if this is a real saying or not.I just made it up! My image is actually someone flying a kite when I say it....
     
  11. Dr. Fudd

    Dr. Fudd Bored Taster

    By all estimations, you're only about 85 years late in making up this quote.
     
  12. notebookgirl

    notebookgirl Well-Known Member

    Ha!
     
  13. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    My dear old Mom used to say "Oh - go fly a kite!" (She was born in 1925!)
    So maybe you have been reincarnated notebookgirl :tongue:;):monkey_kite::sweet_kiss:
     
  14. HollyGolightly

    HollyGolightly Well-Known Member

    Ever since I read Joyland, I like saying "Not such of a much". Not my quote, 'tis Sai King's.
    Hmm, Renee originals, I got nothing right now. But I'll work on it a bit.
     
  15. notebookgirl

    notebookgirl Well-Known Member

    Not sure where I got it. I am the only one who ever says it that I know! :baffle: ha! I should have looked it up before I posted, but I will keep saying it! Better than saying the latter!
     
  16. Dr. Fudd

    Dr. Fudd Bored Taster

    Yeah, stick with "go fly a kite", 'Go fly a latter' just doesn't have the same ring to it...
     
  17. MadamMack

    MadamMack M e m b e r

  18. notebookgirl

    notebookgirl Well-Known Member

    :snicker:
     
  19. Autumn Gust

    Autumn Gust Well-Known Member

    My parents came from Appalachia and they had all sorts of weird sayings. Funny thing is, when I talk to my relatives back there, I find myself slipping back into the same jargon.
     
  20. Walter Oobleck

    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    didn't make this one up but I like it: If drinking a beer is the only sin I have, I'm well-blessed.
     

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