I KNOW man!
She's probably running past some of their parents screaming " * BLEEP * yo' kiiiiids!"Random Thoughts
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I KNOW man!
She's probably running past some of their parents screaming " * BLEEP * yo' kiiiiids!"
I would have picked one of those littler ones up and sort of wrapped them around my shoulders so I wouldn't get my face messed up.I KNOW man!
I haven't laughed this hard on an Internet forum since teasing all those stupid trolls on Facebook.
well, a kid is a better accessory than a glass eye. And Maybelline can't do crap for a glass eye.
Oh hey, by all means. Use the kids. They reproduce like rats, so it's not like anybody's gonna miss a few. Especially in Maine towns...
If I was Tippi (Melanie?) I would have flung that mother hag right into the middle of the flock. I get the protective mother schtick. But she crossed the line into some Oedipal thing.
Seriously, that's always one trope they need to get rid of in Horror films. There's always the one useless character who just gets on everyone's nerves. USE THEM AS BAIT! Like Eugene on The Walking Dead. Jeez. Throw that guy into a herd already.
Exactly, and then just run faster than the guy next to you.
Although, you have to give it to Eugene. He knew he didn't have much to offer, and so he devised a plan to keep his butt safe. Pretty ingenious.
When I was younger, I could've used my womanly ways to stay safe. Now, I make quilts. You a**holes need to stay warm, feed me and protect me.
I'll be the wise old crone who mixes baking powder and red food dye and tells you it will treat your "not so fresh feeling." And then I'd hand you a quilt.
When I was younger, I could've used my womanly ways to stay safe. Now, I make quilts. You a**holes need to stay warm, feed me and protect me.
I'll be the wise old crone who mixes baking powder and red food dye and tells you it will treat your "not so fresh feeling." And then I'd hand you a quilt.
That reminds me: this one time I was going out with this girl and we were coming home from our date and I had to take a detour through a crappy neighbourhood to get out of the city. So she says "I hope we don't get car-jacked. At least you'll protect me, right?"
And me being me, the guy who doesn't bother to check with his brain before opening his mouth, says "Hell yeah, why do you think I always try to have a girl in the car? If we get jacked I'll just say do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone."
Well, I thought it was funny at the time, anyhow. Her, not so much.
I so want some sardines. Sardine on a cracker with a chunk of onion, a squirt of mustard and Serrano pepper. Three (four) sardine crackers just so.
The indigestion/GERD will be horrible. Is it worth it? (Maybe if I have 17 sardine crackers the GERD would be worth the pain?!
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The indigestion/GERD will be horrible. Is it worth it? (Maybe if I have 17 sardine crackers the GERD would be worth the pain?!
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I so want some sardines. Sardine on a cracker with a chunk of onion, a squirt of mustard and Serrano pepper. Three (four) sardine crackers just so.
The indigestion/GERD will be horrible. Is it worth it? (Maybe if I have 17 sardine crackers the GERD would be worth the pain?!
No. Have a cookie. Or six.
Those who wear deodorant in the summer we salute you.
I always wear secret, the invisible kind. It's absolutely necessary in the desert.
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