Lol...yeah, that scene in the Birds where the teacher runs off screaming, arms pinwheeling...forgot all about her kids. She's like, peace, I'm out.
I KNOW man! She's probably running past some of their parents screaming " * BLEEP * yo' kiiiiids!"
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Lol...yeah, that scene in the Birds where the teacher runs off screaming, arms pinwheeling...forgot all about her kids. She's like, peace, I'm out.
I would have picked one of those littler ones up and sort of wrapped them around my shoulders so I wouldn't get my face messed up.I KNOW man! She's probably running past some of their parents screaming " * BLEEP * yo' kiiiiids!"
I would have picked one of those littler ones up and sort of wrapped them around my shoulders so I wouldn't get my face messed up.
well, a kid is a better accessory than a glass eye. And Maybelline can't do crap for a glass eye.I haven't laughed this hard on an Internet forum since teasing all those stupid trolls on Facebook.
well, a kid is a better accessory than a glass eye. And Maybelline can't do crap for a glass eye.
If I was Tippi (Melanie?) I would have flung that mother hag right into the middle of the flock. I get the protective mother schtick. But she crossed the line into some Oedipal thing.Oh hey, by all means. Use the kids. They reproduce like rats, so it's not like anybody's gonna miss a few. Especially in Maine towns...
If I was Tippi (Melanie?) I would have flung that mother hag right into the middle of the flock. I get the protective mother schtick. But she crossed the line into some Oedipal thing.
Exactly, and then just run faster than the guy next to you.Seriously, that's always one trope they need to get rid of in Horror films. There's always the one useless character who just gets on everyone's nerves. USE THEM AS BAIT! Like Eugene on The Walking Dead. Jeez. Throw that guy into a herd already.
When I was younger, I could've used my womanly ways to stay safe. Now, I make quilts. You a**holes need to stay warm, feed me and protect me.
I so want some sardines. Sardine on a cracker with a chunk of onion, a squirt of mustard and Serrano pepper. Three (four) sardine crackers just so.
The indigestion/GERD will be horrible. Is it worth it? (Maybe if I have 17 sardine crackers the GERD would be worth the pain?! )
It depends, were there any witnesses?I watched a shape-shifter turn into a deer on a tv show, does that count as a deer sighting?
Deodorant?