So, for awhile, we had this guy at work driving truck deliveries for us, a burly fellow with a big ol shaggy red beard. One day he was helping us builders, swinging a big sledgehammer around, yelling, "Yahhh...I'm Iron Man!" The rest of us kinda looked at each other, looked at the guy, and one kid said to him, "uhh, no, you're Thor."
As we were chuckling over this, the guy, with a stupid look on his face, asked: "Who th' f**k is Thor?"
The hilljack doofus! He could name every member of the Duck Dynasty family but not one Avenger. I said, "Dude...son of Odin...you look just like him!"
A nasty look fell over his hairy face. "Callin me a sonuva whatnow?"