Regrets
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This reminds me of my "Jake", though he is a tabby... he has been known (more than once) to grab a whole steak from the bench--we usually catch up with him somewhere near the lounge, he's fast.
When my dog Joe was a pup I was once frying bacon, which when it was ready I put on a plate with a fork on a chair in living room, then went back to the kitchen for something. I heard the tinkling of cutlery, so quickly returned to the living room where I noted Joe walking away with a strip of crisp bacon sticking out of his mouth like a cigar. I said, "No! You put that back right now!". He stopped, turned around and put the bacon back on the plate.This reminds me of my "Jake", though he is a tabby... he has been known (more than once) to grab a whole steak from the bench--we usually catch up with him somewhere near the lounge, he's fast.
When my dog Joe was a pup I was once frying bacon, which when it was ready I put on a plate with a fork on a chair in living room, then went back to the kitchen for something. I heard the tinkling of cutlery, so quickly returned to the living room where I noted Joe walking away with a strip of crisp bacon sticking out of his mouth like a cigar. I said, "No! You put that back right now!". He stopped, turned around and put the bacon back on the plate.
Awww, good dog!
Yep, good boy.
Regrets? On, maybe loggin on Friday night in my cups, so to speak, and leaving about a million long winded ramblin posts.
But hey, I'm a nice drunk. That's something.
But hey, I'm a nice drunk. That's something.
No, sir, that will not do. 'Tis undignified, quite unbecoming of a gentleman. Nay, further, it doth confound our noble moderators and increases the weight of their burden. I shall take a vow of temperance, and hence forth log on as a dry teetotaller.
Till the next time I get schnockered. Derf.
I've had someone in my life that would get the 'talks' when he was drunk... it was something that I couldn't get away from, he would stay happy (and safe) so long as I sat and listened.
P.S you're okay Muskers... I've not had a problem with you. 
Just yell, "FIRE!!!", and run.
Yes you have.P.S you're okay Muskers... I've not had a problem with you.
Nah, you didn't mess with this person.
When I said "you" I meant me and I wasn't kidding around.
Sometime I hate text for communication.
