Robots, Robots.

[muskrat]

I've got plenty of frangible rounds for my AR....they do a number on appliances so I think they would be as equally devastating on robots...unless they develop exterior shields.....in which case I'm screwed....I like zombies better, softer targets

Hell, give me a zombie over a damn killbot any day of the week. Me, I'm working on a handheld, minimal kick-back Fifty cal. repeater that oughtta work on the Terminator models (T-800 series, you understand--lord help us if we have to face the liquid metal monsters). It'll knock the engine out of a payloader at thirty yards, yer bugger.

 

[muskrat]

I'm not too worried. My high tech Roomba Robotic Vacuum can't figure out how to get out from under the couch. How much harm can a robot cause from under a couch?

Well, they have those secret voice recorders and and video cameras that catch us all doing the 'ick' and send such media to the wrong bureaus of investigation, don't you know. Best send that 'Rumba on up yonder 'rud. A'yuh.

 

[mjs9153]

of course if you prefer lower tech robots..

 

[mjs9153]

I prefer the way that fifties and sixties thrillers pronounced the word robot,today we say "roe bot" while back then they used it as all one word pronounced quickly,robot,which came out like a frog saying ribbit..funny stuff..

 

[no bounce no play]

My Roomba must be your roomba's relative.

I suspect all Roombas are related in that they have a shared conscience. One afternoon, Mouse (my weenie dog) was tormenting the Roomba. Mouse had it cornered and wouldn't let it out of the corner. I didn't pay it much attention until a couple hours later when I heard strange whirring noises on the front porch. I looked out the window and saw three Roombas on the porch and two more coming up the driveway. I immediately realized they had come to rescue my Roomba. I picked up Mouse, my Roomba made a mad dash for under the couch, and the visiting Roombas left.

 

[no bounce no play]

Well, they have those secret voice recorders and and video cameras that catch us all doing the 'ick' and send such media to the wrong bureaus of investigation, don't you know. Best send that 'Rumba on up yonder 'rud. A'yuh.

That's a scary thought

 

[skimom2]

They're coming, you know. Shoot, in twenty years they'll be pulling us over, pouring the Starbucks, kidnapping yer grandmother. Don't gimme yer Asimov laws, buddy. This is serious. Did any research into the latest robo tech? This is creepy. Even without free will, you know the wrong cats will be programming them to do horrible things.

The droid war is coming, and it's best we prepare. I know a guy named Magnus who can help us out. Teach us all how to fight robots. Just in case, like.

I mean, I kinda want robots. Well, fembots. Just no machine gun jubblies.

Have you read ROBOPOCALYPSE? If sentient robots freak you out, you'll love it. Reminded me a lot of WORLD WAR Z (the book, not the snooze fest movie).

 

[Out of Order]

 

[mjs9153]

haha,what is the robot leaning on here?Looks like either a giant serving of school cafeteria sloppy joe meat,or a dinosaur turd..

 

[Out of Order]

haha,what is the robot leaning on here?Looks like either a giant serving of school cafeteria sloppy joe meat,or a dinosaur turd..

I believe it is the rock the Gorn threw at Kirk............

 

[mjs9153]

I believe it is the rock the Gorn threw at Kirk............

How could anyone not like the Gorn? I mean,the poor guy moved like he was dipped in molasses,all why making that annoyed nonsensical hissing sound..one of the best tv/movie monsters of all time!

 

[Out of Order]

How could anyone not like the Gorn? I mean,the poor guy moved like he was dipped in molasses,all why making that annoyed nonsensical hissing sound..one of the best tv/movie monsters of all time!

HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSI'm weary of the chasssssssssssssssssssse. Wait for me. I shall be mercscscscscscsiful and quick.HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

[Out of Order]

Star Trek had some mighty fine robots....I'd like this model in triplicate please.

Kirk approves:

Spoiler

 

[Ashcrash]

THIS IS REAL LIFE
And he says he would keep humans in a zoo

 

[Ashcrash]

THIS IS REAL LIFE
And he says he would keep humans in a zoo

If robots take over I hope I'm in a nice People zoo

 

[Dana Jean]

If robots take over I hope I'm in a nice People zoo

Me too. With internet and cable.

 

[Dana Jean]

I cried over this robot: Name the movie, win valuable prizes.

 

[Dana Jean]

And, if you know his name without looking it up, additional mad props

 

[Out of Order]

Futureworld.

Thank God HBO went with the Westworld idea for a reboot....

 

[Dana Jean]

Futureworld.

Thank God HBO went with the Westworld idea for a reboot....

I loved Futureworld.