Sk Fans? Then Why The Non Sensical Thread Topics?

[Walter Oobleck]

Paris is gone...but not forgot.

 

[blunthead]

 

[muskrat]

A thousand thrills, those Kosher Dills-- the hills are alive with the screech of Weezie Winks, on the brink of a full-on feeding frenzy. Cleanse thee of thy sins, O sounders of silence--six-pence a piece and four for a dozen, second cousin to Oompa Loompa and his Dixie Daredevils. Step up, step up-- one at a time is fine.

The Forward Leverage Brigade; that is, I'll Never Surrender My Stolen Tenderloin

1. Strike box twice
2. Shake complimentary moisture packet vigorously, until a sharp rattle dazzles your eyes
3. Stuff the chicken with the duck, stuff duck with goose, goose with turkey, repeat
4. Set oven at 375 degrees
5. Strike box once more
6. Enjoy

Every time it rains, it rains...pennies from Heaven, shooby-Dooby!

 

[kingricefan]

Carrie White Eats Sh*t.....

 

[kingricefan]

Words I like to use:
Smegma-tropolis
Dork-asaurus
Spaz-alaghagus
Trash-chic-ey

 

[muskrat]

Words I Invented:

1. too
2. able
3. apt

I get a quarter every time someone uses those words.

And now a herd of Nerf Buffalo, just shows to go you, we never knew.

memories...pressed between the pages of my mind, pressed between the cheeks of my behind...

 

[kingricefan]

Words I Invented:

1. too
2. able
3. apt

I get a quarter every time someone uses those words.

And now a herd of Nerf Buffalo, just shows to go you, we never knew.

memories...pressed between the pages of my mind, pressed between the cheeks of my behind...

I'm too apt to be able to do this.....

 

[skimom2]

 

[Neesy]

Mortimer Nerf; lessons yet unlearned, unearned by you and I

The Nerf, on his own turf, worth his weight in alligator boots, a hoot when he gets lifted--a gifted man, like Rodeo Dan, has fanclubs, glossy photos. Just shows to go you, nobody knew--we hadn't the foresight that night. He put up a fight afore he went down, with a sound like pickled fury. The scurry of barmaids making for the door--seen this show before, channel fifty-five, late-nite.

Next up: Dwight Frye and his amazing electric vivachord accordion.
Next week: The Slithering of the Bumps, chpt.IV; Our Winter of Impotency

Leave 25 cents in the jar by the door on yer way out, this drivel ain't free, y'know.

Leave 25 cents in the jar by the door on yer way out, this drivel ain't free, y'know

Do you take Canadian quarters?

 

[FlakeNoir]

Only found out in the last few months that this guy was called "Sully".

 

[blunthead]

I'm too apt to be able to do this.....

75¢

 

[muskrat]

FOR SALE! Today only, special offer:

Fully grown male Squirnt Derfer, has shots, circumsized, answers to the name 'Billy'. Needs loving family, or at least fresh cardboard box. $60.95, price includes leash and vintage collection of Sing Along With Mitch albums.

He will spend it on the ponies...he will spend it on the girls...he will spend it on his mother, with her dear old henna curls...

UPDATE! We regret to inform you that The Squirnt Derfer has been SOLD! (But if you wait I've got a slug who whistles Moon River...)

 

[Ebdim9th]

Water jets and Top Gum, I'll pay that and more if you throw in Fletch for three (or free...) bodice-rippers and a penny-dreadful... Sir Lord Twirly Musketache....

 

[muskrat]

My twirl thrills all the girls and girlies; they're short, they're curly--what? The girls? No...my twirls.

You weren't listening.

Very well, let's begin again, Finnegan. Wake up.

My squirrel bit the girl with the curly twirl, Shirl is her name, that squirrel bitten dame. All the same to me and mine--just fine, as a matter of fact, no squirrel has attacked me lately.

Ah, the hell with it. You know what? Kingrice is right, Carrie White eats !HONK!

I didn't mean it.

 

[Ebdim9th]

Some are slow on the Updike....

 

[kingricefan]

Some are slow on the Updike....

There's a Chauncer nobody caught that.....

 

[muskrat]

Heh heh heh...

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. George Jones:

Put the bottle on the table, leave it sit there till I'm not able, to see yer face, in every place, that I go...

(Applause)

Winnie-Junior, they say you can only shoot MALE squirrels this season.
Junior-Lordy, how's I s'pose to tell?
Winnie-You gotta shake the tree till you hear the nuts rattle.

(Laughter, applause)

cut to Buck Owens

"And now ladies and gentlemen, M's. Crystal Gayle..."

 

[kingricefan]

 

[Sigmund]

NOOOOoooooo!

 

[Sigmund]

Cell .......not impressed so far

Why? What happened?

I liked Cell.