I ran as fast as I could but my heels were slowing me down.. I kicked them off in the middle of town!
Heels? I looked down and I was wearing a prom dress.. I felt there too and yes, I had breasts!
a tad haughty they were, arrogant and proud, one pointing east, the other pointing west
just about then, a milk truck clanged to a stop out by the driveway entrance.