We all these billing codes for my job. I use one of the wrong billing codes and almost lost my mind, after having to redo an already time sheet.
Today I Cussed, Swore Or Used Profane Languange Because...
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Today I cussed, swore or used profane language because...I'm a working class boy and son of a soldier, from an Army family. 
More seriously, I do swear rather more than I should. Or, sometimes, need to. For example, when I had my ankles rammed by a trolley in the supermarket and the guy didn't apologize or even acknowledge I was there. He got treated to "Why don't you [fornicating] well watch where you're [fornicating] going, you blind [Oedipus] [fellating] [illegitimate child] [lady part]?"
See? I swear even when things are in contradiction to each other. Well, sort of. Unless you're very 'liberated'. And how a blind person is supposed to watch where they're going is beyond me, but there ya go!
More seriously, I do swear rather more than I should. Or, sometimes, need to. For example, when I had my ankles rammed by a trolley in the supermarket and the guy didn't apologize or even acknowledge I was there. He got treated to "Why don't you [fornicating] well watch where you're [fornicating] going, you blind [Oedipus] [fellating] [illegitimate child] [lady part]?"
See? I swear even when things are in contradiction to each other. Well, sort of. Unless you're very 'liberated'. And how a blind person is supposed to watch where they're going is beyond me, but there ya go!
I used to curse a lot (for a girl) ... but had to clean up my act at some point!
Still my favorite curse word, which I use most frequently, even now, is
I didn't really need to use the spoiler... mostly for effect
Still my favorite curse word, which I use most frequently, even now, is
dumb ass
I didn't really need to use the spoiler... mostly for effect
I worked in a police station for 17 years, cursing is part of our vernacular, literally. Hard habit to break..lol
well you're a Cracker Jack box, so.....I never cuss.........
It's just what I do, daggummit!
F@^&in A!
you made me smile and laugh, Sig. Thoughts, words like that don't come easily, and I realized I would not allow another persons actions to put me in such a negative place. After all- there is Karma. I"ll wait for that to kick them in the a$$.
I used to curse a lot (for a girl) ... but had to clean up my act at some point!
Still my favorite curse word, which I use most frequently, even now, isdumb ass
I didn't really need to use the spoiler... mostly for effect
For a girl? What's the big ****ing difference?
For a girl? What's the big ****ing difference?
Sorry, I am married to a chauvinist and I'm afraid I may have been brainwashed!
Did Spidey just say a$$!?!?
I curse like a drunken construction worker, on leave from a battleship hanging out with Siggy.
I'm still in shock.......
One of the younger kids (can't remember which one) gave my oldest a book of Shakespearean swears for ChristmasMy sister gave me a copy of the Creative Cursing book for Christmas as a gag gift a couple years back. It's a spiro-bound book with various curse words in it. You mix and match them to make new words. Pretty entertaining, And waaaaay inappropriate. I'm lucky to have a sibling with a mind as warped and twisted as my own
It's a lot of fun! My daughter has Creative Cursing, too, and we love finding new ways to tell people off--lolI have a few favorites that I use with great frequency, unfortunately. I try to stopper it up for the sake of LilMan, but... *sigh* I'm a work in progress
Something tells me Siggy has a few swears that might make even me blush.........
I'll share them with Y'all if she PMs me them.....
Well, sometimes the word just fits the s*ituation so well.
Today, I've been mastering the art of sticking two or more swear words together into one obscene phrase. I did this for no reason beyond the fact it amuses me immensely.
(If I was to make an estimate, then I'd say that on average I say the "f-word" between 20 and 30 times a day.)
I have been mastering as you put it, for about 2 years. It puts me into absolute hysterics. Great stress reliever. Love black humour!