Today I Cussed, Swore Or Used Profane Languange Because...

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Alexandra M

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HollyGolightly said:
I spilled an entire box of coffee stirrers. Do you know how many millions come in a box of those from Costco? 10 million. All over the floor. My favorite cuss word is mother effer. But I actually didn't curse this time. I just got down to the business of playing pick up sticks with 10 millions mother effing sticks.
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Alexandra M

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not_nadine said:
When I got that concussion a few months back the curses would fly out of me at random. It lasted about 2 weeks.
I could have been walking down the street and passed a nun.

I would have meant to say, "Good Afternoon, Sister"
What would come out was, "Yo! How the **** are ya?"

No kiddin, it was that bad. Thank god I never actually saw one.
I was cursing everything.
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rudiroo

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Mr Nobody said:
Today I cussed, swore or used profane language because...I'm a working class boy and son of a soldier, from an Army family. :D
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Aw, Mr. Enn, everybody swears like a b*****d at some point.
Maybe not my mum, but she stretches vowel sounds so much, in a harmless word like"jackass" and cranks it up to 11. . .it has the same effect as effing and jeffing.

Enough already with the self-deprecating working-class boy stuff, even if you were joking.
Class distinctions take the Great out of Britain:embarrassed:
And you're Army too?
Allow me to shake your hand, sir:shake:
 
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I wonder who was the very first? Some wooly bugger banging on rocks, trying to leave his mark in the world, hits a big gnarly finger. Wonder what he said? Sheboygan! Be something, hey, to discover through some peer-reviewed paper that a word scientist puts out there...you're living in a town the name of which is the original curse word? Kalamazoo! You ever read some old tome, they have a line indicating foul language? Can't designate that with type...could you ever? My guess is that Sam, the caveman, was knocking one rock against another...little Sam was nearby...his Old Man whacked one of his five thumbs...Big Sam cut loose with Hiawatha! and you know the first word little Sam spoke...Hiawatha! Immediately, articulate and precise. Big Sam...he's in a bind now, 'cause you know what he was thinking...just wait 'til Little Sam says that word in front of the missus. So what he did, probably, was head over to the local 7-11, cruised the magazine rack...got his kid a Hot Rod magazine, hoping that would delay the inevitable.
 
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