On the rare occasions when only cuss words will do, I'm very quiet and discrete about it......and I always back them up with my parasol.I thought so.
It seems to have a lasting effect on people.
Today I Cussed, Swore Or Used Profane Languange Because...
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It seems to have a lasting effect on people.
Do you have them written on the inside of your parasol for easy reference? Seeing as you only swear on days there is a moon launch, well, I thought it might be helpful.
Nah, I have an excellent memory. No need to write them down.
Besides, it makes it more fun to use them randomly.
I'm getting a better picture of this now. So, when you are cussing these people out, in a true Southern Lady like way, do you bat your eyes, twirl your parasol, curtsy, and offer them a glass of iced tea, after calling them a bunch of motherf@#$ers?
I don't offer them any of my sweet iced tea, and I only curtsy if I actually liked them to begin with......but yeah, that's pretty close
.....and on a side note......
OMG!!! Spidey said A$$!!!!
......out loud and in public!!!!!
OMG!!! Spidey said A$$!!!!
......out loud and in public!!!!!
.....and on a side note......
OMG!!! Spidey said A$$!!!!
......out loud and in public!!!!!
I know....WTF?
I know....WTF?
It's love and green lights until you piss Spidey off.... Then she comes for your a$$......and on a side note......
OMG!!! Spidey said A$$!!!!
......out loud and in public!!!!!
It's love and green lights until you piss Spidey off.... Then she comes for your a$$.
It's love and green lights until you piss Spidey off.... Then she comes for your a$$.
I cursed today because I like it.
I cursed today because some little fu**er changed lanes into the drivers side rear quarter of my car this morning. How you cannot see a bright orange car in the lane next to you is beyond me.
Mine was driving too.
I had a 2 mile commute to the bank (round trip) - all 3 incidences happened on my way BACK home (1 mile) - I managed to use Stupid
Bitch
F*ck
*******
(1) Woman slowed down at the light causing me to miss it and making it impossible for me to switch to the turn lane
(2) Person pulled out in front of me causing me to have to jam my brakes
(3) Was going to incredibly slow AND hogging up both lanes so I could not get around!
Nooooo.......not Ginger!
Are y'all OK?
I commute 80 miles a day.
Do you know how many curse words that adds up to be? If you said three in your one mile, then, yeah, I get in about 240 effin words in a day.
And as I'm saying them, I'm driving 95 mph. You think I'm kidding.
I have decided 90% of people cannot drive as well as I.
I'm a true Southern lady.......tradition dictates that I can't cuss.....out loud.....in public.
Now stop picking on me, before I'm forced to whack you with my effin' parasol.....
I'm beginning to wonder what kind of company i mixed myself with.... 
Reading this really makes one think. Flake was no surprise but Spidey!!?? What is the world coming to? For myself i do not use language very often. Not because i have any objections. When i do its mostly because i've missed an open goal in floorball or something. Simnce i don't drive i am not as tempted as many of you. And since i work from home i don't meet so many. But if i stop my toe or something the F-word might slip out or the S-word but its scottish variety.
Reading this really makes one think. Flake was no surprise but Spidey!!?? What is the world coming to? For myself i do not use language very often. Not because i have any objections. When i do its mostly because i've missed an open goal in floorball or something. Simnce i don't drive i am not as tempted as many of you. And since i work from home i don't meet so many. But if i stop my toe or something the F-word might slip out or the S-word but its scottish variety.
...miss you my brother...and just so ya know...yer special Kentucky Tea will be served at my son's 21st birthday....Awwwwww he said diction