Today I Cussed, Swore Or Used Profane Languange Because...
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Went to the grocery store today;the employee took 20 min to serve the lady in front of me and then the employee announced she was going
on break! ^%&%$$#@@@$$% under my breath. Called the dog s**thead 3 times today ( my favourite word for her when she is being a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> s**thead!! How can a 13lb dog be such a PITA; worse than my girls ever were. But I do love the little monster
and tomorrow is another day
on break! ^%&%$$#@@@$$% under my breath. Called the dog s**thead 3 times today ( my favourite word for her when she is being a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> s**thead!! How can a 13lb dog be such a PITA; worse than my girls ever were. But I do love the little monster
and tomorrow is another day
No, but that you thought that just show what an innocent nice kind of girl you are. I won't write down my S-word since i don't want to defile your ears (or eyes for that matter) with is presence. All the best NNYou probably yell out, "oh Sveeeden!"
People are always fair game. I never cursed any of my pups. I more babied them. Although, my parrot I would talk to her in a sweet voice and pet her , telling her how I was gonna rub her down with butter and roast her if she pooped on the couch again. She was so happy with the false attention.
Ginger and I are OK, thanks for asking. Minor damage to her drivers side rear quarter and some ugly scuffs / scratches on her custom rear rim.
It was a kid that hit me. He's not even 18 yet. It was a major struggle not to blow my cool with him. How you don't see a bright orange car that's almost past you when you start changing lanes is beyond me. He was apologetic and all but he hit my baby girl! It helped that he was polite because if he gave me attitude I definitely would have went off on him verbally. I'm not a morning person and hitting my poor defenseless Camaro does not help
No one was hurt and that's the most important thing.
Now comes the fun part of fighting with the insurance company to fix the car. I just know it's going to be a hassle over the rims because they are not stock.
Ginger and I are OK, thanks for asking. Minor damage to her drivers side rear quarter and some ugly scuffs / scratches on her custom rear rim.
It was a kid that hit me. He's not even 18 yet. It was a major struggle not to blow my cool with him. How you don't see a bright orange car that's almost past you when you start changing lanes is beyond me. He was apologetic and all but he hit my baby girl! It helped that he was polite because if he gave me attitude I definitely would have went off on him verbally. I'm not a morning person and hitting my poor defenseless Camaro does not help
No one was hurt and that's the most important thing.
Now comes the fun part of fighting with the insurance company to fix the car. I just know it's going to be a hassle over the rims because they are not stock.
Way back when, Ma got in a fender-bender, cop's relative. As time passed, the insurance agent called Dad, said he'd found some good used struts (that held the hatchback up when opened?)...yeah, this hard-working insurance agent was out cruising the junk yards in between writing policy, counting greenback dollars, stacking coin. Dad said he didn't buy used insurance. Things happen.
I wonder though, did cavemen blush after they cut loose? Say like that earlier scenario, Big Sam as the 7-11 with Sam Junior in tow, one of those cavemen papoose carriers...made from yak hide I believe. Little Sam, he can't stop saying hiawatha! ever since he heard the Old Man mouth the word. Funny how kids key in on that one word out of a whole slew of words, hey? You ever notice that? Big Sam is trying to ignore Junior down there in the bassinet, hiawatha! hiawatha! Cashier, a nice girl, daughter of an honest hunter and gatherer from a cave up in the hills, she's smiling politely...did Big Sam blush? Who was the first person to blush when they said a bad word? Was it Sam the caveman at the 7-11, billions and billions of years ago?
Is this the book you guys were referring to?
...dude, that shouldn't be an issue if they're paying you for the totality of the damage...replacement value is just that-if they hassle you, time to find another insurer...Ginger and I are OK, thanks for asking. Minor damage to her drivers side rear quarter and some ugly scuffs / scratches on her custom rear rim.
It was a kid that hit me. He's not even 18 yet. It was a major struggle not to blow my cool with him. How you don't see a bright orange car that's almost past you when you start changing lanes is beyond me. He was apologetic and all but he hit my baby girl! It helped that he was polite because if he gave me attitude I definitely would have went off on him verbally. I'm not a morning person and hitting my poor defenseless Camaro does not help
No one was hurt and that's the most important thing.
Now comes the fun part of fighting with the insurance company to fix the car. I just know it's going to be a hassle over the rims because they are not stock.
Am I the only one concerned that you drive a bright orange car?
...oh it's a beauty.....
I'm glad you're both OK.Ginger and I are OK, thanks for asking. Minor damage to her drivers side rear quarter and some ugly scuffs / scratches on her custom rear rim.
It was a kid that hit me. He's not even 18 yet. It was a major struggle not to blow my cool with him. How you don't see a bright orange car that's almost past you when you start changing lanes is beyond me. He was apologetic and all but he hit my baby girl! It helped that he was polite because if he gave me attitude I definitely would have went off on him verbally. I'm not a morning person and hitting my poor defenseless Camaro does not help
No one was hurt and that's the most important thing.
Now comes the fun part of fighting with the insurance company to fix the car. I just know it's going to be a hassle over the rims because they are not stock.
The kid's insurance should repair Ginger back to the way she was when he hit you. It doesn't matter that her rims aren't stock.....she was wearing them when the accident occurred.
Definitely a true American beauty.....
I cussed up a storm last night. My sil got arrested because he rear ended a car at a stop light and fled the scene. He did go back. He chugged a beer, one of those double beers. He told my daughter that he had quit his drinking, and confessed to her that he started again about 2 weeks ago behind her back, and would buy a red bull to cover the smell of the beer.What a moron. I am done with him, and Karen is barely speaking to him right now.
He has done so much to Karen in 11 years, it is unreal.
He has done so much to Karen in 11 years, it is unreal.
Dang! I need a new car and I was seriously thinking about getting a bright orange car so that other drivers would be sure to see me
I'm sorry about your car... I hope its fixed up soon
Is this the book you guys were referring to?
Yup!
You can see some pics in the Coolest Car You Have Driven thread. Color is Inferno Orange Metallic. Can look orange or red depending on the light and angle you are looking at it.
I used the F-word today
I tried to kill a fly that had found my apart but missed the fly and hit the wall instead and caused myself intense pain in two fingers idiot that i am. The words just welled out i'm sorry to say....
I tried to kill a fly that had found my apart but missed the fly and hit the wall instead and caused myself intense pain in two fingers idiot that i am. The words just welled out i'm sorry to say....
I haven't cursed yet today!!! 
Okay, I'm likely the worst offender here for bad language. I mean, I'm REALLY bad. I've invented words for already-existing swears I don't find offensive enough. However, time and place. I don't use this language in front of my family or kids in general, and I don't direct it in anger against people. If you swear in anger, you're not doing it right.
I once got a compliment (i think it was a compliment anyway) I once was in learning gruop that consisted of me and 15 females in all ages from 25 to 60. One of them said to me at the end that i coluld swear so it made other people laugh. At least i considered that as a good thing.