I suppose you measure fart volumes in "litres" too? Heathen!!*chosen with purpose*
Why GNTLGNT's family will never get cancer...
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But of course. Unless they are really meaty... and then, they are measured in kilo's.
(I think I just made myself a little ill.)
Right, only eating poop can help once you've got it.
Oh my good lord Flake, I'm dyin' over here! Way to save the day!
I don't think that study passes the smell test.
Ironically....he got cancer. I should have showered him sooner.
I know, my humour is not to everyone's taste....but this specific brother...I can hear his ghost laughing right now...daring me.
That's how cigarette lighters are causing cancer!!!
Can't I just keep kicking it?Right, only eating poop can help once you've got it.
Yes... good grief. I was not talking to you exclusively.
Not to mention it's a fart joke directed at the Giant. So how that got turned into something horrific I don't know.
Well other than the fact Giant's farts are horrific that is.
Ok now, that was funny right there.
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." - Kurt Vonnegut
I do hope and pray that Scott's family never gets cancer. I do not find threads about cancer all that funny...sorry Hoss.
...I appreciate the kindness from those that pray for my family, farts and shi**y disposition aside, they tolerate me and I love them more than cookies...
...now that I've taken care of that, allow me to *harrumph!* address my frontal lobe challenged brother Hoss's Thread title supposition...as the great Greek Philosopher Flatus Disgustingus once said "****e Happens!"...butt, the pre-****e offerings of my digestive tract are in no way to be confused with otherwise time proven potions or notions....granted, my air tulips, belching clowns, crack splitters, fecal fumes, poop gophers, turtle burps and rump rippers DO surpass Unicorn farts in olfactory delight, still they normally are a mere nasal hair depilatory only....Hoss is aware of the nose nirvana I produce, and I think may still be a bit insane from the methane-so if you'll excuse his excreta exuberance, all things will be well and all manner of things will be well....
Well, that just stinks, yar?
Explains why Dad lived to a ripe old age. And I should look forward to doing so, too.
I think, perhaps, we do know this...as there is overwhelming scientific evidence in film...that nutty professor guy and his family, all old farts, cutting up at the table, the young getting into it too. What is his name? I forget. Eddy Something? Comedian guy.