Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

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Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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so you break all kinds of traffic regulations and pull up to the window to order a Grease Town Special with a double-order of fries and tell them to pull a Jolt outta the fridge.
inserts pieces of lettuce, chunks of Angus beef, and a stray diced onion or two on the seat...between your legs.
You get to take the dang thing to the local detailing joint and get them to clean it, inside and out
Inserts a feeling of regret for eating so much grease and the need for an antiheartburn medication.
 

Walter Oobleck

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You get to take the dang thing to the local detailing joint and get them to clean it, inside and out
Inserts a feeling of regret for eating so much grease and the need for an antiheartburn medication.

you get to go to confessional, confess, and await sentencing.
inserts massive open-air defecation, murmuring, murmuring, crowd noises, social unrest.
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
you get to go to confessional, confess, and await sentencing.
inserts massive open-air defecation, murmuring, murmuring, crowd noises, social unrest.
You get the girl from the movie Bridesmaids, sinking slowly down onto the street, mortified at what is happening.

Inserts a need for some relief and a yearning feeling of missing someone.
 

Walter Oobleck

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You get the girl from the movie Bridesmaids, sinking slowly down onto the street, mortified at what is happening.
Inserts a need for some relief and a yearning feeling of missing someone.

you get to join Billy in the bar and when he isn't looking you take his wood nickel.
inserts a bag of bonafide, 100%, American Cow Manure, little flags on the corners in red white and blue.
 

Ebdim9th

Dressing the Gothic interval in tritones
Jul 1, 2009
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You get ten foot tall carnivorous sunflowers after you grow them in it ...

Inserts seed pods blown in on a solar radiation storm from deep space that are landing in farms around the area...
 
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Walter Oobleck

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Mar 6, 2013
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You get ten foot tall carnivorous sunflowers after you grow them in it ...
Inserts seed pods blown in on a solar radiation storm from deep space that are landing in farms around the area...

You get it Live At Five, fair & balanced on Fox, the governor On It, and the president elevating the conversation by revealing a knowledge of alien-speak.
inserts a flux of farmers at the ER all complaining of pain and discomfort when they sit.
 

Ebdim9th

Dressing the Gothic interval in tritones
Jul 1, 2009
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You get a practice of country doctors posteriorizing the most injured through first ....

Inserts a flying labor-saving automatic time tractor to save time, work and backside pain for folks down on the farm....
 
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Walter Oobleck

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You get a practice of country doctors posteriorizing the most injured through first ....

Inserts a flying labor-saving automatic time tractor to save time, work and backside pain for folks down on the farm....

you get a bunch of farmers in hammocks, smart-phones in hand, twittering.
inserts eyebrow growth potion.
 

Ebdim9th

Dressing the Gothic interval in tritones
Jul 1, 2009
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You get to learn how to 'put the eyebrows on it' posthumously by Frank Zappa.

Inserts a Protools computer studio program ....
 
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Ebdim9th

Dressing the Gothic interval in tritones
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You get a pooch with a lot of company as other old dogs curl up alongside ....

Inserts a compression- decompression program (codec) so you can get Mp3's from WAV files without asking Microsoft's permission ... :p
 
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Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
You get a pooch with a lot of company as other old dogs curl up alongside ....

Inserts a compression- decompression program (codec) so you can get Mp3's from WAV files without asking Microsoft's permission ... :p
You get me saying: "Huh?"

Inserts a bewildered person with a 6S phone who does not even know what an iCloud account is.
 

Ebdim9th

Dressing the Gothic interval in tritones
Jul 1, 2009
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You get a cloud of tags that fall gently down like digital snowflakes.

Inserts gardeners pruning back azaleas...
 
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Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
61,289
239,271
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
You get a very stinky house. (It's happening right now and my house smells like a highway gas station.)

Inserts an empty wallet.
You get to work overtime and make time and a half to fill it back up again.

Inserts a contingency plan that comes in handy when you want an unexpected day off.
 
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