This is why I luv you so much- we get our sarcasm on!!!!!
Can You Write A Horror Story In Two Sentences?
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....you forgot "and dwells endlessly on the beauty that is the true soul of mankind"....
The story about the golden retriever, etc, reminds me of something that happened on the old boards. Someone had mentioned, I don't think in a mean way, but kind of going on a bit, how often woodchucks come up in SK's books.
Without missing a beat, JD stepped in and said, "So, you haven't noticed the arc sodium lights yet, eh?"
Long days and pleasant nights.
For some reason, that just gave me the giggles, and I remember it every time either appears in his books.
Without missing a beat, JD stepped in and said, "So, you haven't noticed the arc sodium lights yet, eh?"
Long days and pleasant nights.
For some reason, that just gave me the giggles, and I remember it every time either appears in his books.
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The Chocka Monster ate,and Ate,and ATTTEEEE!!!! Til thete was no more chocolate, not for nobody,no way,no how..
For Flake..
For Flake..
The Chocka Monster ate,and Ate,and ATTTEEEE!!!! Til thete was no more chocolate, not for nobody,no way,no how..
For Flake..
Oh you monster...!
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Didja like the little Wizard of Oz reference?
Right there with you sister!
May picks up her shovel and smiles. Papa will never hurt Sissy again.
Um, I like chocolate, too, yes way, yes how, yes me.....The Chocka Monster ate,and Ate,and ATTTEEEE!!!! Til thete was no more chocolate, not for nobody,no way,no how..
For Flake..
I looked up at the skyline one final time. Slowly, as if in a dream, the second tower fell.
A drunk driver killed me September 22, 2014.
It's September 21, 2014 today.
Peace.
It's September 21, 2014 today.
Peace.
....Tabitha, I'm going to write like Jacqueline Susann for the rest of my career...
...sounds good Steve...
...sounds good Steve...
Juan's mother handed the smuggler every bit of money they'd been able save and then, with tears in her eyes, turned to her young son and said, "I love you and I want you to have a better life".
The Texas sheriff stepped back, as a blast of super heated air rushed from the door he'd opened on the abandoned panel truck, before looking inside and finding three small dehydrated bodies.
The Texas sheriff stepped back, as a blast of super heated air rushed from the door he'd opened on the abandoned panel truck, before looking inside and finding three small dehydrated bodies.
SK have read his "Salem's Lot" late at night. He closed tightly all windows.
Sandip dug a hole in his heart, through a dark-matter patch in the ground. And within it he a saw a world from which his mind, and it's eye, would never return.
Excellent!
Y'all freaking rock.
Thank you.
Peace.
Y'all freaking rock.
Thank you.
Peace.
The NewsBot: In other multi-world news, the Intergalactic Immigration Agency showed up today and deported everybody, because the Annunaki had illegally taken the primates they found here and hybridized them into gold-mining slave-humans. The Annunaki were fined 30 trillion credits and confined to their home world for an unspecified duration.
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I can't go to the kon, kills off everyone in site and wakes up.