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Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
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Only attempted murder. The frog is too big for the plant to digest and got away.
So you say.

Your honor! I respectfully submit that Mr. Dio, with malice and forethought, lured said frog to his death -- his accomplice? The pitcher species Nepenthes rajah of Borneo!

I rest my case. May I approach the bench for a Dr. Pepper and a donut?
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
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So you say.

Your honor! I respectfully submit that Mr. Dio, with malice and forethought, lured said frog to his death -- his accomplice? The pitcher species Nepenthes rajah of Borneo!

I rest my case. May I approach the bench for a Dr. Pepper and a donut?
Wrong... I only sell Venus Fly Traps at my part-time job at the home improvement center (also Pitcher Plants). At most it only makes me an unknowing accessory to murder, not the mastermind. :)
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
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Wrong... I only sell Venus Fly Traps at my part-time job at the home improvement center (also Pitcher Plants). At most it only makes me an unknowing accessory to murder, not the mastermind. :)
Wrong! who was filming the snuff film, Mr. Dio? And if not you, how did it come into your possession? Internet? LIES!!!!!

And as you freely admit, you sell Pitcher Plants. Isn't that what you said, Mr. Dio? You sell, Pitcher plants?

The Nepenthes rajah of Borneo! is a pitcher plant! From Borneo (and the greater Applachian area).

Your honor, I think this is a case of "I think the man doth protestesttettthhh too much!"
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Poconos, PA
Wrong! who was filming the snuff film, Mr. Dio? And if not you, how did it come into your possession? Internet? LIES!!!!!

And as you freely admit, you sell Pitcher Plants. Isn't that what you said, Mr. Dio? You sell, Pitcher plants?

The Nepenthes rajah of Borneo! is a pitcher plant! From Borneo (and the greater Applachian area).

Your honor, I think this is a case of "I think the man doth protestesttettthhh too much!"
Not so fast.

Your honor, the film was an nature educational piece any educator can obtain, royalty free. And in regards to the Pitcher Plant (or as we call it at the home improvement center... The Little Pot of Horrors), if I sell a bucket and someone falls in it, is it not the numbskull's fault who fell into it?

And I address the jury… Is this simply not just some fancy nail polish and not a depiction of the glorification of murder? I let you decide.

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